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You know those cliché stories where the popular guy gets the nerd. Where they go through all this crazy drama, with orange bleached blondes and face a life and death situation. Where the guy proposes his undying love and then they run off into the distance?
Well what happens if I told you that this nerd was my best friend and this popular guy was the bad boy who put his act together. Or that the nerd turned beautiful and turned her back on me. Changing herself to someone who she wasn’t. Changing into the ‘fakes’ who we always made fun off.
No one of course noticed these changes till it was too late. Gone was the shy quite and feisty nerd, and in her place was this crazed power hungry girl, with two sides. It wasn’t long before she started sleeping around the football team. Before the bad boy returned and stirred trouble.
Thus this cliché story which was the envy of many turned into a disgusting fantasy. And I unfortunately had a front row seat in watching it all play out.
Now you’re probably really confused in how I come into this. Well I was a bystander, a friend and companion who went to the nerd’s house to give her a shoulder to cry on when the bad boy ‘supposedly cheated’ on her, you know the usual. However if I had known she would have turned into a backstabbing bitch, I would have slapped her and left her to rot.
Don’t get me wrong, I love, no adore my best friend, but all the cruel things she’s done drew the line. Like the time she poured milk down Barry’s back. Poor kid was only a little overweight and had to face her wrath because apparently, ‘he was being to fat’, which was against the popular’s rule book.
I don’t even get that. It’s absurd and weird, but that was high school. And this is my story. (Wow talk about cliché)
Oh wait did I mention it all started with “I’m pregnant”….
Everyone loves a laugh
East meets west in a head-on collision in a remote Indonesian village. By award-winning journalist, DC Green.
“ Shane I would love to be your female or girlfriend. You don’t have to give me anything, buy anything. With you I feel protected and valuable and I like it. I like you Shane and I want you as my man.”
It was all going great for Kerrigan until she fell off a cliff and was saved by a girl with wings. Now this girl is taking every bit of advantage of her. The thing is Kerrigan is starting to like her little advantages. The mystery girl is very masterful with her hands and soon gets her way with Kerrigan all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meloria Westfall had an unusual handicap,one that made it necessary for her to do everything at night (except sleep). This problem made having a social life somewhat - all right, very - difficult, but she was determined to figure it out somehow, while hoping one day to find a cure...
Drake is a average player.He sleeps around and breaks hearts.At 6'4" with dark hair and sky blue eyes,Drake is hot and expects alot of attention.What he wasn't expecting was the new girl...
The first year of teaching in an inner City London school turns Mara’s life upside down. She encounters the bizarre, the scary and the deviant.
Between the Prison and the Sewage works is a witty novel, centred on a failing school with a seriously dysfunctional assortment of teachers.
She has a sin she wants to confess, will she dare?
Do you dare to read until the end? I double dare you!
Edited-July 2011
Kiara is a stubborn, carefree, irresponsible, rebel, and sometimes childish girl for whom love is nothing more than a mental disease! She has never fallen in love, she has never dated, hell she had never even had a crush! Everything related to romance just freaks her out.
Unlike her best friend Brian, an utterly sensitive, shy, sweet, caring, responsible, nerdy, non-violent, a little too emotional and a hopelessly romantic guy who is eagerly waiting to find “the one” and have his happily ever after.
Will Brian find the girl of his dreams? Will Kiara always remain being so unromantic? Maybe, maybe not. Because when it comes to love, you just never know!
You know those cliché stories where the popular guy gets the nerd. Where they go through all this crazy drama, with orange bleached blondes and face a life and death situation. Where the guy proposes his undying love and then they run off into the distance?
Well what happens if I told you that this nerd was my best friend and this popular guy was the bad boy who put his act together. Or that the nerd turned beautiful and turned her back on me. Changing herself to someone who she wasn’t. Changing into the ‘fakes’ who we always made fun off.
No one of course noticed these changes till it was too late. Gone was the shy quite and feisty nerd, and in her place was this crazed power hungry girl, with two sides. It wasn’t long before she started sleeping around the football team. Before the bad boy returned and stirred trouble.
Thus this cliché story which was the envy of many turned into a disgusting fantasy. And I unfortunately had a front row seat in watching it all play out.
Now you’re probably really confused in how I come into this. Well I was a bystander, a friend and companion who went to the nerd’s house to give her a shoulder to cry on when the bad boy ‘supposedly cheated’ on her, you know the usual. However if I had known she would have turned into a backstabbing bitch, I would have slapped her and left her to rot.
Don’t get me wrong, I love, no adore my best friend, but all the cruel things she’s done drew the line. Like the time she poured milk down Barry’s back. Poor kid was only a little overweight and had to face her wrath because apparently, ‘he was being to fat’, which was against the popular’s rule book.
I don’t even get that. It’s absurd and weird, but that was high school. And this is my story. (Wow talk about cliché)
Oh wait did I mention it all started with “I’m pregnant”….
Everyone loves a laugh
East meets west in a head-on collision in a remote Indonesian village. By award-winning journalist, DC Green.
“ Shane I would love to be your female or girlfriend. You don’t have to give me anything, buy anything. With you I feel protected and valuable and I like it. I like you Shane and I want you as my man.”
It was all going great for Kerrigan until she fell off a cliff and was saved by a girl with wings. Now this girl is taking every bit of advantage of her. The thing is Kerrigan is starting to like her little advantages. The mystery girl is very masterful with her hands and soon gets her way with Kerrigan all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meloria Westfall had an unusual handicap,one that made it necessary for her to do everything at night (except sleep). This problem made having a social life somewhat - all right, very - difficult, but she was determined to figure it out somehow, while hoping one day to find a cure...
Drake is a average player.He sleeps around and breaks hearts.At 6'4" with dark hair and sky blue eyes,Drake is hot and expects alot of attention.What he wasn't expecting was the new girl...
The first year of teaching in an inner City London school turns Mara’s life upside down. She encounters the bizarre, the scary and the deviant.
Between the Prison and the Sewage works is a witty novel, centred on a failing school with a seriously dysfunctional assortment of teachers.
She has a sin she wants to confess, will she dare?
Do you dare to read until the end? I double dare you!
Edited-July 2011
Kiara is a stubborn, carefree, irresponsible, rebel, and sometimes childish girl for whom love is nothing more than a mental disease! She has never fallen in love, she has never dated, hell she had never even had a crush! Everything related to romance just freaks her out.
Unlike her best friend Brian, an utterly sensitive, shy, sweet, caring, responsible, nerdy, non-violent, a little too emotional and a hopelessly romantic guy who is eagerly waiting to find “the one” and have his happily ever after.
Will Brian find the girl of his dreams? Will Kiara always remain being so unromantic? Maybe, maybe not. Because when it comes to love, you just never know!