Author's e-books - humor. Page - 3
Miranda Rasmussen tends her deceased mother's rock garden and reads Greek philosophy. Now the thirty year-old blonde has a new toy, a fourteen-inch Poulan chainsaw. She's just got to figure how the bond with the tool and make it her own.
Frightening Look At The Future That's Both Funny And Romantic!
Plenty of Chills & Thrills for Both Horror AND Romance Fans!
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After a night out at their favorite Manhattan club, Mallory Alexandria is kidnapped right in front of her soul mate, Zachary Zemeritus. Zachary calls the law and the nearest cop bot, Chief Inspector Anthony Borgnine, buzzes to the scene.
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❝Zach hung up and gazed at the police bot, its blue-metallic casing shining in the early dawn, as it descended with deliberation to hover at about Zach's eye height. 'Well now, citizen,' the bot squawked. 'It would appear we have work to do!'❞
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The year is 2035 and Earth is under attack by giant demons from outer space!
Demons as tall as houses with multiple heads, arms, and legs.
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❝The eyes on the first of its three heads had a serpent's split pupils, puke green. The eyes on the second head (which grew not beside the first head, but on top of it the way a cyst would) were as red as a poison frog's. The third head was stacked on top of its brothers, but this head was not worth talking about. It was a baby's head--and it was dead.❞
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As they search for Mallory, Zach and Borgnine are attacked by one of these demons and Zachary winds up in the hospital. With most of his bones broken and his insides crushed, Zach slips into a coma, close to death.
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Expert scientists and surgeons from around the globe arrive to operate on Zachary, turning him into something more machine than man. He can fly, deflect bullets, and is all but indestructible. However, his memory is gone -- he doesn't know who he is or why he's now metallic.
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Despite his ability to launch bombs and bullets from his armor, the demons capture him.The beasts beat him until his nano-circuits begin to shut down and his carbon-fiber suit begins to fail. First the original beat-down and coma. And now this!
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New York City is being destroyed!They've paved Central Park and turned it into a military base!
☠Zachary and Mallory's friends have been captured!
Will Mallory and Zachary be reunited?
Can Zachary conquer the demons from out of space?
Can the world be saved from dying?
There is news that the Sky Is Falling, and everyone is panicking. Can the sky really be falling and how is it even possible? Or is this all a joke? Is someone really spreading this nonsense to get a reaction from others?
The Pink Umbrella Man of Santa Cruz
First Place Winner in the Journalism Challenge Contest at Bookrix!
Champion wheelchair marathon racer Lech Hiam from Tel Aviv once again demolished the competition in the 2011 Sons of Scotland marathon.
Angel isn't an ordinary girl when she dies in her dreams and the injuries don't just scar the inside but she isn't alone she has Danial who's been her best friend since she can remember and now he may just be falling for her but the man that haunts her dreams stands in his way....
Sometimes, the best of parties have a cat terd somewhere in them. This is a collection of the cat terds that have intruded into my life.
A young teen's first encounter with high school fashion.
Lyuba Russova is damaged goods. But then, so are most of the other Russian immigrants at Meadow Lane apartments.
Prepare to meet physicist David Oster, a big thinker, a charming cad who flees Caltech and his three girlfriends for the Pacific Northwest, pastoral fantasy firmly in hand. Whatever will he do with all that rain, yet another beautiful woman, and several crazy physicists intent on his ruin? Obviously he needs to discover some entirely new physics principle, as yet unnamed, but can he deliver?
Miranda Rasmussen tends her deceased mother's rock garden and reads Greek philosophy. Now the thirty year-old blonde has a new toy, a fourteen-inch Poulan chainsaw. She's just got to figure how the bond with the tool and make it her own.
Frightening Look At The Future That's Both Funny And Romantic!
Plenty of Chills & Thrills for Both Horror AND Romance Fans!
☠
After a night out at their favorite Manhattan club, Mallory Alexandria is kidnapped right in front of her soul mate, Zachary Zemeritus. Zachary calls the law and the nearest cop bot, Chief Inspector Anthony Borgnine, buzzes to the scene.
☠
❝Zach hung up and gazed at the police bot, its blue-metallic casing shining in the early dawn, as it descended with deliberation to hover at about Zach's eye height. 'Well now, citizen,' the bot squawked. 'It would appear we have work to do!'❞
☠
The year is 2035 and Earth is under attack by giant demons from outer space!
Demons as tall as houses with multiple heads, arms, and legs.
☠
❝The eyes on the first of its three heads had a serpent's split pupils, puke green. The eyes on the second head (which grew not beside the first head, but on top of it the way a cyst would) were as red as a poison frog's. The third head was stacked on top of its brothers, but this head was not worth talking about. It was a baby's head--and it was dead.❞
☠
As they search for Mallory, Zach and Borgnine are attacked by one of these demons and Zachary winds up in the hospital. With most of his bones broken and his insides crushed, Zach slips into a coma, close to death.
☠
Expert scientists and surgeons from around the globe arrive to operate on Zachary, turning him into something more machine than man. He can fly, deflect bullets, and is all but indestructible. However, his memory is gone -- he doesn't know who he is or why he's now metallic.
☠
Despite his ability to launch bombs and bullets from his armor, the demons capture him.The beasts beat him until his nano-circuits begin to shut down and his carbon-fiber suit begins to fail. First the original beat-down and coma. And now this!
☠
New York City is being destroyed!They've paved Central Park and turned it into a military base!
☠Zachary and Mallory's friends have been captured!
Will Mallory and Zachary be reunited?
Can Zachary conquer the demons from out of space?
Can the world be saved from dying?
There is news that the Sky Is Falling, and everyone is panicking. Can the sky really be falling and how is it even possible? Or is this all a joke? Is someone really spreading this nonsense to get a reaction from others?
The Pink Umbrella Man of Santa Cruz
First Place Winner in the Journalism Challenge Contest at Bookrix!
Champion wheelchair marathon racer Lech Hiam from Tel Aviv once again demolished the competition in the 2011 Sons of Scotland marathon.
Angel isn't an ordinary girl when she dies in her dreams and the injuries don't just scar the inside but she isn't alone she has Danial who's been her best friend since she can remember and now he may just be falling for her but the man that haunts her dreams stands in his way....
Sometimes, the best of parties have a cat terd somewhere in them. This is a collection of the cat terds that have intruded into my life.
A young teen's first encounter with high school fashion.
Lyuba Russova is damaged goods. But then, so are most of the other Russian immigrants at Meadow Lane apartments.
Prepare to meet physicist David Oster, a big thinker, a charming cad who flees Caltech and his three girlfriends for the Pacific Northwest, pastoral fantasy firmly in hand. Whatever will he do with all that rain, yet another beautiful woman, and several crazy physicists intent on his ruin? Obviously he needs to discover some entirely new physics principle, as yet unnamed, but can he deliver?