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Ever since I was a kid, in the last century as my grandchildren like to remind me, I have always had a dog. It is hard to imagine life without a chewing, barking, pooping, loving four legged companion. It also seemed a strange question to me, does Norman have a soul? The question was asked, seriously, by a dear non- tribal friend. Actually, I had never thought much of, do dogs have souls, except to think, of course. Does Norman have a Soul? That is a real question. Do dogs have souls? I assumed, of course.
"I assume"…. how often have I heard the definition of I assume, "to make an ass out you and me."
Short Story-Oregon's record rainfall is the least of Karen's problems. Karen's search for love is hampered by her demanding job, caring for her mother who has Altzheimer's and her attraction to cheesecake and potato chips with dip. The rain takes on a different aspect when Bob reveals his feelings.
RUMBLE YELL is the hilarious new book about RAGBRAI®. Finally enthusiasts, armchair cyclists, and adventure widows can live the full experience. No sweat. No lube. Just laughs.
The world’s biggest bike ride.
1 week. 115 degrees. 500 miles. 15,000 riders.
One very important lesson.
The rollicking, true story of two men rekindling an old friendship after twenty years. Foolishly, they choose to reconnect over a hometown tradition that just happens to be the world’s biggest bike ride. 500 miles of biking during the hottest week of the year—humidity 100%, bugs 1000%—seemed like the ideal way to ‘get to know you’ again. Their plans are waylaid by a last-minute addition: an outrageous, mysterious sailor named Cheek. His presence is not only intrusive, but utterly disastrous.
2000 years in the future a fourth of the population has retreated to an underground civilization located in the core of the earth. The other three fourths has been infected by an alien chemical called Kytec and morphed into blood thirsty animals. Three friends, desperate to escape the conformity of core-life, travel to the crust and unknowingly rewrite history.
The true story of how the Brothers Grim created this tale!
Contingent Liability:
Potential LIABILITY arising from a past transaction or a subsequent event.
For anyone who has ever worked in a cubicle, this book is for you. Young Clarissa Jenkins works at a large corporation as a Junior Accountant. But this corporation plays a tough game, a game of death.
To survive, Clarissa must use all the skills that her father has taught her, for he was a great CPA and...a Master Ninja!
You will laugh, you will cry, you will hate yourself for crying because you promised yourself you wouldn't...
Secrets of a Spiritual Guru
Meet Melissa Murphy: wine-drinking real estate agent who finds herself "accidentally" assuming the role of a spiritual blogger when her boyfriend leaves her for his yoga teacher. Can she keep her role secret while trying to win her man back? If the lying doesn't kill her, the poses might!
"...Achingly funny and impossibly wise..." Jenna McCarthy, author of, If It Was Easy They'd Call the Whole Damn Thing a Honeymoon; Living with and Loving the TV-Addicted, Sex-Obsessed, Not-so-handy Man You Married
If you're looking for a hilarious look at yoga, real estate and personal development, you'll love this book!
Profound insight on human nature delivered in what seems like a yoga book (it's not), a real estate book (no way), but instead is a woman's fiction, humor tale that will keep readers smiling and longing for more.
This is the first book of the Guru Series
A book of poems for children (and adults) with some lyrical, some ballads, some humorous and some riddles. All previously published the NSW School Magazine (Australia).
We all have a little big of dog in each of us.
Work in progress since dogs are the ones who have it all figured out.
Ever since I was a kid, in the last century as my grandchildren like to remind me, I have always had a dog. It is hard to imagine life without a chewing, barking, pooping, loving four legged companion. It also seemed a strange question to me, does Norman have a soul? The question was asked, seriously, by a dear non- tribal friend. Actually, I had never thought much of, do dogs have souls, except to think, of course. Does Norman have a Soul? That is a real question. Do dogs have souls? I assumed, of course.
"I assume"…. how often have I heard the definition of I assume, "to make an ass out you and me."
Short Story-Oregon's record rainfall is the least of Karen's problems. Karen's search for love is hampered by her demanding job, caring for her mother who has Altzheimer's and her attraction to cheesecake and potato chips with dip. The rain takes on a different aspect when Bob reveals his feelings.
RUMBLE YELL is the hilarious new book about RAGBRAI®. Finally enthusiasts, armchair cyclists, and adventure widows can live the full experience. No sweat. No lube. Just laughs.
The world’s biggest bike ride.
1 week. 115 degrees. 500 miles. 15,000 riders.
One very important lesson.
The rollicking, true story of two men rekindling an old friendship after twenty years. Foolishly, they choose to reconnect over a hometown tradition that just happens to be the world’s biggest bike ride. 500 miles of biking during the hottest week of the year—humidity 100%, bugs 1000%—seemed like the ideal way to ‘get to know you’ again. Their plans are waylaid by a last-minute addition: an outrageous, mysterious sailor named Cheek. His presence is not only intrusive, but utterly disastrous.
2000 years in the future a fourth of the population has retreated to an underground civilization located in the core of the earth. The other three fourths has been infected by an alien chemical called Kytec and morphed into blood thirsty animals. Three friends, desperate to escape the conformity of core-life, travel to the crust and unknowingly rewrite history.
The true story of how the Brothers Grim created this tale!
Contingent Liability:
Potential LIABILITY arising from a past transaction or a subsequent event.
For anyone who has ever worked in a cubicle, this book is for you. Young Clarissa Jenkins works at a large corporation as a Junior Accountant. But this corporation plays a tough game, a game of death.
To survive, Clarissa must use all the skills that her father has taught her, for he was a great CPA and...a Master Ninja!
You will laugh, you will cry, you will hate yourself for crying because you promised yourself you wouldn't...
Secrets of a Spiritual Guru
Meet Melissa Murphy: wine-drinking real estate agent who finds herself "accidentally" assuming the role of a spiritual blogger when her boyfriend leaves her for his yoga teacher. Can she keep her role secret while trying to win her man back? If the lying doesn't kill her, the poses might!
"...Achingly funny and impossibly wise..." Jenna McCarthy, author of, If It Was Easy They'd Call the Whole Damn Thing a Honeymoon; Living with and Loving the TV-Addicted, Sex-Obsessed, Not-so-handy Man You Married
If you're looking for a hilarious look at yoga, real estate and personal development, you'll love this book!
Profound insight on human nature delivered in what seems like a yoga book (it's not), a real estate book (no way), but instead is a woman's fiction, humor tale that will keep readers smiling and longing for more.
This is the first book of the Guru Series
A book of poems for children (and adults) with some lyrical, some ballads, some humorous and some riddles. All previously published the NSW School Magazine (Australia).
We all have a little big of dog in each of us.
Work in progress since dogs are the ones who have it all figured out.