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In the land of KiTai, becoming a warrior is the greatest honor. For LjuBa, the youngest daughter of the king's captain of the guard, it is her greatest hope. However, she was born with a weak heart and most people just want her to take it easy, except for her father who wishes for her to fulfill her dream. But when her father's pathetic squire, Ljev, returns from a quest to find the delinquent prince with the news that her father had been captured by bandits, she grabs this chance to prove herself--discovering even more important events afoot in the neighboring land.
Want some dinner? I got something for you. Your heart. On a stick. Now do you want that roasted or fried?
Born ignorant of his heritage, Rain Lewis lives an ordinary life for a troubled teenager. With anger management and severe abandonment issues, he's a rebel in every aspect imaginable. As his desperate aunt finally manages to convince him to go to a psychiatrist, he imagines it will be a simple and pointless endeavor. What he didn't know however, was that in that small room with the stainless white walls and bullshit questions
and lies, he would find his destiny.
Arya doesn't know who she is -and it's not the
self-discovery type of thing, either. With no last name to tag along with and no identity, she's been bounced from foster home to foster home -each with disastrous results. What would you do if the living nightmares that people read about and classified as myths were your only company?
You get a heaping pile of shit in your life.
Bon apetite.
A preview and extracts from The Prang Codex, an episodic collection of tales set loosely in the mid twelfth century, in the last remaining independent Saxon monarchy in Norman England, due to a nifty legal loophole and an ancient Norman Conquest Charter.
A set of chronicles in which the King suffers visits from the two mincing actors, Short and Curly: Lorenz Lawne-Bowlyngge, the flamboyant interior designer: Dr Misaubin, the travelling apothecary and snake-oil man: the misguided owner of a henge-building franchise: a bunch of Notaries from the law firm of Minge Minge Crap-hound Spiv & Minge: Tull, the inventor of the Gardeners Claw: a money-grabbing Water-diviner: an itinerant Tiler: a bunch of homicidal German mercenaries: Joey Pantolooni, the leader of the worst circus on the planet, and many more, and we meet Griswolde Pauncefoote, the worst musician in the world: his brother, the Black Knight: Rijk Van Dyjke, the Flemish ice sculptor: Max Hispano-Suiza, carriage builder and second-hand cart dealer: Leonardo Van Tableaux, the hack tabloid painter: Archer, the longbow-man prepared to commit perjury on the King’s behalf: Dr Placebo-Ganglion, the castle physician: Blacques Jacques à t’Acques, the “French” pirate captain: Robin Hood: The Assassin Astreau-Turphe & Henry II (real King).
Our window into this murky medieval world is through the medium of Prang’s Journal, a scruffy assemblage of parchment sheets loosely bound in a ratty piece of second-hand vellum, that has survived the ravages of the centuries against all odds. Prang’s daily entries however are somewhat economical with the truth to put it mildly, tending to gloss over his faux pas in his dealings with the King and even omitting some of the worst episodes altogether. Fortunately for the sake of history we are able to assemble the true events behind these woefully sketchy diary entries from various recently-discovered contemporary writings which, unfortunately from Prang’s viewpoint, put the record straight.
Here, for the first time together, are extracts from Wizard Prang’s Journal, a chronicler clearly not in the same class as Samuel Pepys, together with the true catastrophic events behind each entry.
Lincoln is a normal seventeen year old boy whose looking forward to his eighteen birthday. Unlike most boys his age, his life is filled with the responsibility of raising his little sister, a mischief fairy, after the death of their parents.
They living in a community where Magic is an everyday occurrence. Lincoln's birthright is to become a faerie like his father, but its also his biggest fear.
In the land of KiTai, becoming a warrior is the greatest honor. For LjuBa, the youngest daughter of the king's captain of the guard, it is her greatest hope. However, she was born with a weak heart and most people just want her to take it easy, except for her father who wishes for her to fulfill her dream. But when her father's pathetic squire, Ljev, returns from a quest to find the delinquent prince with the news that her father had been captured by bandits, she grabs this chance to prove herself--discovering even more important events afoot in the neighboring land.
Want some dinner? I got something for you. Your heart. On a stick. Now do you want that roasted or fried?
Born ignorant of his heritage, Rain Lewis lives an ordinary life for a troubled teenager. With anger management and severe abandonment issues, he's a rebel in every aspect imaginable. As his desperate aunt finally manages to convince him to go to a psychiatrist, he imagines it will be a simple and pointless endeavor. What he didn't know however, was that in that small room with the stainless white walls and bullshit questions
and lies, he would find his destiny.
Arya doesn't know who she is -and it's not the
self-discovery type of thing, either. With no last name to tag along with and no identity, she's been bounced from foster home to foster home -each with disastrous results. What would you do if the living nightmares that people read about and classified as myths were your only company?
You get a heaping pile of shit in your life.
Bon apetite.
A preview and extracts from The Prang Codex, an episodic collection of tales set loosely in the mid twelfth century, in the last remaining independent Saxon monarchy in Norman England, due to a nifty legal loophole and an ancient Norman Conquest Charter.
A set of chronicles in which the King suffers visits from the two mincing actors, Short and Curly: Lorenz Lawne-Bowlyngge, the flamboyant interior designer: Dr Misaubin, the travelling apothecary and snake-oil man: the misguided owner of a henge-building franchise: a bunch of Notaries from the law firm of Minge Minge Crap-hound Spiv & Minge: Tull, the inventor of the Gardeners Claw: a money-grabbing Water-diviner: an itinerant Tiler: a bunch of homicidal German mercenaries: Joey Pantolooni, the leader of the worst circus on the planet, and many more, and we meet Griswolde Pauncefoote, the worst musician in the world: his brother, the Black Knight: Rijk Van Dyjke, the Flemish ice sculptor: Max Hispano-Suiza, carriage builder and second-hand cart dealer: Leonardo Van Tableaux, the hack tabloid painter: Archer, the longbow-man prepared to commit perjury on the King’s behalf: Dr Placebo-Ganglion, the castle physician: Blacques Jacques à t’Acques, the “French” pirate captain: Robin Hood: The Assassin Astreau-Turphe & Henry II (real King).
Our window into this murky medieval world is through the medium of Prang’s Journal, a scruffy assemblage of parchment sheets loosely bound in a ratty piece of second-hand vellum, that has survived the ravages of the centuries against all odds. Prang’s daily entries however are somewhat economical with the truth to put it mildly, tending to gloss over his faux pas in his dealings with the King and even omitting some of the worst episodes altogether. Fortunately for the sake of history we are able to assemble the true events behind these woefully sketchy diary entries from various recently-discovered contemporary writings which, unfortunately from Prang’s viewpoint, put the record straight.
Here, for the first time together, are extracts from Wizard Prang’s Journal, a chronicler clearly not in the same class as Samuel Pepys, together with the true catastrophic events behind each entry.
Lincoln is a normal seventeen year old boy whose looking forward to his eighteen birthday. Unlike most boys his age, his life is filled with the responsibility of raising his little sister, a mischief fairy, after the death of their parents.
They living in a community where Magic is an everyday occurrence. Lincoln's birthright is to become a faerie like his father, but its also his biggest fear.