Confessions of a Beachcomber by Edmund James Banfield (books to read to increase intelligence .TXT) 📖

"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears." THOREAU

To the Honourable Robert Philp, M.L.A.
"Exact in his life,
Extensive in his charity,
Exemplary in everything he does,"
THIS BOOK IS RESPECTFULLY DEDICATED BY ONE WHO OWES
TO HIM MUCH OF HIS LOVE FOR TROPICAL QUEENSLAND.

CONTENTS

PART I

INTRODUCTION

CHAPTER I

THE BEACHCOMBER'S DOMAIN
OFFICIAL LANDING
OUR ISLAND
EARLY HISTORY
SATELLITES AND NEIGHBOURS
PLANS AND PERFORMANCES

CHAPTER II

BEACHCOMBING
TROPICAL INDUSTRIES
SOME DIFFRENCES
ISLAND FAUNA

CHAPTER III

BIRDS AND THEIR RIGHTS
A CENSUS
THE DAYBREAK FUGUE
THE MEGAPODE
SWAMP PHEASANT
"GO-BIDGER-ROO"
BULLY, SWAGGERER, SWASHBUCKLER
EYES AFLAME
THE NESTFUL TREE
"STATELY FACE AND MAGNANIMOUS MINDE"
WHITE NUTMEG PIGEON
FRUIT EATERS
AUSTRALIA'S HUMMING BIRD
"MOOR-GOODY"
THE FLAME-TREE'S VISITORS
RED LETTER BIRDS
CASUAL AND UNPRECISE

CHAPTER IV

GARDEN OF CORAL
QUEER FISH
THE WARTY GHOUL
"BURRA-REE"
FOUR THOUSAND LIKE ONE
THE BAILER SHELL
A RIVAL TO THE OYSTER
SHARKS AND SKIPPERS
GORGEOUS AND CURIOUS
TURTLE GENERALLY
THE MERMAID OF TO-DAY
BECHE-DE-MER

CHAPTER V

THE TYRANNY OF CLOTHES
SINGLE-HANDEDNESS
A BUTTERFLY REVERIE
THE SERPENT BEGUILED
ADVENTURE WITH A CROCODILE
THE ARAB'S PRECEPT

CHAPTER VI

IN PRAISE OF THE PAPAW
THE CONQUERING TREE
THE UMBRELLA-TREE
THE GENUINE UPAS-TREE
THE CREEPING PALM
MAUVE, GREEN AND GREY
STEALTHY MURDERERS
TREE GROG

CHAPTER VII

"THE LORD AND MASTER OF FLIES"
A TRAGEDY IN YELLOW
COLOUR EFFECTS
MUSICAL FROGS
ACTS WELL ITS PART
GREEN ANT CORDIAL
WOOING WITH WINGS
THE GREED OF THE SNAKE
A SWALLOWING FEAT


PART II

STONE AGE FOLKS

CHAPTER I

PASSING AWAY
TURTLE AND SUCKERS
A "KUMMAORIE"
WEATHER DISTURBERS
A DINNER-PARTY
BLACK ART
A POISONOUS FOOD
MESSAGE STICKS
HOOKS OF PEARL
"WILD" DYNAMITE
A CAVERN AND ITS LEGEND
A SOULFUL DANCE
A SONG WITHOUT WORDS
ORIGIN OF THE SOUTHERN CROSS
CROCODILE CATCHING
SUICIDE BY CROCODILE
DISAPPEARANCE OF BLACKS

CHAPTER II

GRORGE: A MIXED CHARACTER
YAB-OO-RAGOO: OTHERWISE "MICKIE"
TOM: HIS WIVES: HIS BATTLES
"LITTLE JINNY": IN LIFE AND IN DEATH
THE LANGUAGE TEST
LAST OF THE LINE

CHAPTER III

ATTRIBUTES AND ANECDOTES
COMMON AND INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS
THE "DEBIL-DEBIL"
CLOTHING SUPERFLUOUS
BROTHER AND SISTER
THE RAINBOW
SWIMMING FEATS
SMOKE SIGNALS
THUNDER FACTORY
THE ORACLE
A REAL LETTER
A BLACK DEGENERATE
JUMPED AT A CONCLUSION
PRIDE OF RACE
"YANKEE CHARLEY"
MYALL'S BAKING
EVERYTHING FOR A NAME
THE KNIGHTLY GROWTH
HONOUR AND GLORY
FIRE JUMP UP
SLOP TEETH
A FASCINATED BOY
AWKWARD CROSS-EXAMINATION
THE ONLY ROCK
SAW THE JOKE
ZEBRA'S VANITY
LAURA'S TRAITS
ROYAL BLANKETS
HIS DAILY BREAD
HUMAN NATURE
AN APT RETORT
MISSIS'S TROUSERS
DULL-WITTED
STRATEGY
LITERAL TRUTH
MAGIC THAT DID NOT WORK
ANTI-CLIMAX
LITTLE FELLA CREEK SAILOR
A FATEFUL BARGAIN
EXCUSABLE BIAS
THE TRIAL SCENE
A REFLECTION ON THE HORSE
TRIUMPH OF MATTER OVER MIND
THE RUSE THAT FAILED
THE BIG WORD
MICKIE'S VERSION
HONOURABLE JOHNNY
THE TRANSFORMATION
MONEY-MAKING TRICK
HONOURABLE CHASTISEMENT
"AND YOU TOO"
PARADISE

CHAPTER IV

AND THIS OUR LIFE

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PART I

INTRODUCTION

Does the fact that a weak mortal sought an unprofaned sanctuary--an island removed from the haunts of men--and there dwelt in tranquillity, happiness and security, represent any just occasion for the relation of his experiences--experiences necessarily out of the common? To this proposition it will be for these pages to find answer.

Few men of their own free will seek seclusion, for does not man belong to the social vertebrates, and do not the instincts of the many rule? And when an individual is fain to acknowledge himself a variant from the type, and his characteristics or idiosyncrasies (as you will) to be so marked as to impel him to deem them sound and reasonable; when, after sedate and temperate ponderings upon all the aspects of voluntary exile as affecting his lifetime partner as well as himself, he deliberately puts himself out of communion with his fellows, does the experiment constitute him a messenger? Can there be aught of entertainment or instruction in the message he may fancy himself called upon to deliver? or, is the fancy merely another phase of the tyranny of temperament?

We cannot always trust in ourselves and in the boldest of our illusions. There must be trial. Then, if success be achieved and the illusion becomes real and transcendental, and other things and conditions merely "innutritious phantoms," were it not wise, indeed essential, to tell of it all, so that mayhap the illusions of others may be put to the test?

Not that it is good or becoming that many should attempt the part of the Beachcomber. All cannot play it who would. Few can be indifferent to that which men commonly prize. All are not free to test touchy problems with the acid of experience. Besides, there are not enough thoughtful islands to go round. Only for the few are there ideal or even convenient scenes for those who, while perceiving some of the charms of solitude, are at the same time compelled by circumstances ever and anon to administer to their favourite theories resounding smacks, making them jump to the practical necessities of the case.

Here then I come to a point at which frankness is necessary. In these pages there will be an endeavour to refrain from egotism, and yet how may one who lives a lonesome life on an island and who presumes to write its history evade that duty? My chief desire is to set down in plain language the sobrieties of everyday occurrences--the unpretentious homilies of an unpretentious man--one whose mental bent enabled him to take but a superficial view of most of the large, heavy and important aspects of life, but who has found light in things and subjects homely, slight and casual; who perhaps has queer views on the pursuit of happiness, and who above all has an inordinate passion for freedom and fresh air.

Moreover, these chronicles really have to do with the lives of two people--not youthful enthusiasts, but beings who had arrived at an age when many of the minor romances are of the past. Whosoever looks for the relation of sensational adventures, exciting situations, or even humorous predicaments, will assuredly be disappointed. Possibly there may be something to interest those who wish to learn a few of the details of the foundation of a home in tropical Australia; and to understand the conditions of life here, not as they affect the man of independence who seeks to enlarge his fortune, nor the settler who in the sweat of his face has to eat bread, but as they affect one to whom has been given neither poverty nor riches, and who has proved (to his own satisfaction at least) the wisdom of the sage who wrote--"If you wish to increase a man's happiness seek not to increase his possessions, but to decrease his desires." Success will have been achieved if these pages reveal candour and truthfulness, and if thereby proof is given that in North Queensland one