In literature a drama genre deserves your attention. Dramas are usually called plays. Every person is made up of two parts: good and evil. Due to life circumstances, the human reveals one or another side of his nature. In drama we can see the full range of emotions : it can be love, jealousy, hatred, fear, etc. The best drama books are full of dialogue. This type of drama is one of the oldest forms of storytelling and has existed almost since the beginning of humanity. Drama genre - these are events that involve a lot of people. People most often suffer in this genre, because they are selfish. People always think to themselves first, they want have a benefit.The Rivals by Richard Brinsley Sheridan (story books to read TXT) 📖
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- then if I can find out this Ensign Beverley, odds triggers and flints! I'll make him know the difference o't.
ABSOLUTE Spoke like a man! But pray, Bob, I observe you have got an odd kind of a new method of swearing - -
ACRES Ha! ha! you've taken notice of it - 'tis genteel, isn't it! - I didn't invent it myself though; but a commander in our militia, a great scholar, I assure you, says that there is no meaning in the common oaths, and that nothing but their antiquity makes them respectable; - because, he says, the ancients would never stick to an oath or two, but would say, by Jove! or by Bacchus! or by Mars! or by Venus! or by Pallas, according to the sentiment: so that to swear with propriety, says my little major, the oath should be an echo to the sense; and this we call the oath referential , or sentimental swearing - ha! ha! 'tis genteel, isn't it?
ABSOLUTE Very genteel, and very new, indeed! - and I dare say will supplant all other figures of imprecation.
ACRES Ay, ay, the best terms will grow obsolete. - Damns have had their day.
[Re-enter FAG.]
FAG Sir, there is a gentleman below desires to see you. - Shall I show him into the parlour?
ABSOLUTE Ay - you may.
ACRES Well, I must be gone - -
ABSOLUTE Stay; who is it, Fag?
FAG Your father, sir.
ABSOLUTE You puppy, why didn't you show him up directly?
[Exit FAG.]
ACRES You have business with Sir Anthony. - I expect a message from Mrs. Malaprop at my lodgings. I have sent also to my dear friend Sir Lucius O'Trigger. Adieu, Jack! we must meet at night, when you shall give me a dozen bumpers to little Lydia.
ABSOLUTE That I will with all my heart. - -
[Exit ACRES.]
Now for a parental lecture - I hope he has heard nothing of the business that brought me here - I wish the gout had held him fast in Devonshire, with all my soul!
[Enter Sir ANTHONY ABSOLUTE.]
Sir I am delighted to see you here; looking so well! your sudden arrival at Bath made me apprehensive for your health.
Sir ANTHONY Very apprehensive, I dare say, Jack. - What, you are recruiting here, hey?
ABSOLUTE Yes, sir, I am on duty.
Sir ANTHONY Well, Jack, I am glad to see you, though I did not expect it, for I was going to write to you on a little matter of business. - Jack, I have been considering that I grow old and infirm, and shall probably not trouble you long.
ABSOLUTE Pardon me, sir, I never saw you look more strong and hearty; and I pray frequently that you may continue so.
Sir ANTHONY I hope your prayers may be heard, with all my heart. Well, then, Jack, I have been considering that I am so strong and hearty I may continue to plague you a long time. Now, Jack, I am sensible that the income of your commission, and what I have hitherto allowed you, is but a small pittance for a lad of your spirit.
ABSOLUTE Sir, you are very good.
Sir ANTHONY And it is my wish, while yet I live, to have my boy make some figure in the world. I have resolved, therefore, to fix you at once in a noble independence.
ABSOLUTE Sir, your kindness overpowers me - such generosity makes the gratitude of reason more lively than the sensations even of filial affection.
Sir ANTHONY I am glad you are so sensible of my attention - and you shall be master of a large estate in a few weeks.
ABSOLUTE Let my future life, sir, speak my gratitude; I cannot express the sense I have of your munificence. - Yet, sir, I presume you would not wish me to quit the army?
Sir ANTHONY Oh, that shall be as your wife chooses.
ABSOLUTE My wife, sir!
Sir ANTHONY Ay, ay, settle that between you - settle that between you.
ABSOLUTE A wife, sir, did you say?
Sir ANTHONY Ay, a wife - why, did not I mention her before?
ABSOLUTE Not a word of her, sir.
Sir ANTHONY Odd so! - I mustn't forget her though. - Yes, Jack, the independence I was talking of is by marriage - the fortune is saddled with a wife - but I suppose that makes no difference.
ABSOLUTE Sir! sir! - you amaze me!
Sir ANTHONY Why, what the devil's the matter with the fool? Just now you were all gratitude and duty.
ABSOLUTE I was, sir, - you talked to me of independence and a fortune, but not a word of a wife.
Sir ANTHONY Why - what difference does that make? Odds life, sir! if you have the estate, you must take it with the live stock on it, as it stands.
ABSOLUTE If my happiness is to be the price, I must beg leave to decline the purchase. - Pray, sir, who is the lady?
Sir ANTHONY What's that to you, sir? - Come, give me your promise to love, and to marry her directly.
ABSOLUTE Sure, sir, this is not very reasonable, to summon my affections for a lady I know nothing of!
Sir ANTHONY I am sure, sir, 'tis more unreasonable in you to object to a lady you know nothing of.
ABSOLUTE Then, sir, I must tell you plainly that my inclinations are fixed on another - my heart is engaged to an angel.
Sir ANTHONY Then pray let it send an excuse. It is very sorry - but business prevents its waiting on her.
ABSOLUTE But my vows are pledged to her.
Sir ANTHONY Let her foreclose, Jack; let her foreclose; they are not worth redeeming; besides, you have the angel's vows in exchange, I suppose; so there can be no loss there.
ABSOLUTE You must excuse me, sir, if I tell you, once for all, that in this point I cannot obey you.
Sir ANTHONY Hark'ee, Jack; - I have heard you for some time with patience - I have been cool - quite cool; but take care - you know I am compliance itself - when I am not thwarted; - no one more easily led - when I have my own way; - but don't put me in a frenzy.
ABSOLUTE Sir, I must repeat it - in this I cannot obey you.
Sir ANTHONY Now damn me! if ever I call you Jack again while I live!
ABSOLUTE Nay, sir, but hear me.
Sir ANTHONY Sir, I won't hear a word - not a word! not one word! so give me your promise by a nod - and I'll tell you what, Jack - I mean, you dog - if you don't, by - -
ABSOLUTE What, sir, promise to link myself to some mass of ugliness! to - -
Sir ANTHONY Zounds! sirrah! the lady shall be as ugly as I choose: she shall have a hump on each shoulder; she shall be as crooked as the crescent; her one eye shall roll like the bull's in Cox's Museum; she shall have a skin like a mummy, and the beard of a Jew - she shall be all this, sirrah! - yet I will make you ogle her all day, and sit up all night to write sonnets on her beauty.
ABSOLUTE This is reason and moderation indeed!
Sir ANTHONY None of your sneering, puppy! no grinning, jackanapes!
ABSOLUTE Indeed, sir, I never was in a worse humour for mirth in my life.
Sir ANTHONY 'Tis false, sir, I know you are laughing in your sleeve; I know you'll grin when I am gone, sirrah!
ABSOLUTE Sir, I hope I know my duty better.
Sir ANTHONY None of your passion, sir! none of your violence, if you please! - It won't do with me, I promise you.
ABSOLUTE Indeed, sir, I never was cooler in my life.
Sir ANTHONY 'Tis a confounded lie! - I know you are in a passion in your heart; I know you are, you hypocritical young dog! but it won't do.
ABSOLUTE Nay, sir, upon my word - -
Sir ANTHONY So you will fly out! can't you be cool like me? What the devil good can passion do? - Passion is of no service, you impudent, insolent, overbearing reprobate! - There, you sneer again! don't provoke me! - but you rely upon the mildness of my temper - you do, you dog! you play upon the meekness of my disposition! - Yet take care - the patience of a saint may be overcome at last! - but mark! I give you six hours and a half to consider of this: if you then agree, without any condition, to do every thing on earth that I choose, why - confound you! I may in time forgive you. - If not, zounds! don't enter the same hemisphere with me! don't dare to breathe the same air, or use the same light with me; but get an atmosphere and a sun of your own! I'll strip you of your commission; I'll lodge a five-and-threepence in the hands of trustees, and you shall live on the interest. - I'll disown you, I'll disinherit you, I'll unget you! and damn me! if ever I call you Jack again! [Exit.]
ABSOLUTE Mild, gentle, considerate father - I kiss your hands! - What a tender method of giving his opinion in these matters Sir Anthony has! I dare not trust him with the truth. - I wonder what old wealthy hag it is that he wants to bestow on me! - Yet he married himself for love! and was in his youth a bold intriguer, and a gay companion!
[Re-enter FAG.]
FAG Assuredly, sir, your father is wrath to a degree; he comes down stairs eight or ten steps at a time - muttering, growling, and thumping the banisters all the way: I and the cook's dog stand bowing at the door - rap! he gives me a stroke on the head with his cane; bids me carry that to my master; then kicking the poor turnspit into the area, damns us all, for a puppy triumvirate! - Upon my credit, sir, were I in your place, and found my father such very bad company, I should certainly drop his acquaintance.
ABSOLUTE Cease your impertinence, sir, at present. - Did you come in for nothing more? - Stand out of the way! [Pushes him aside, and exit.]
FAG So! Sir Anthony trims my master; he is afraid to reply to his father - then vents his spleen on poor Fag! - When one is vexed by one person, to revenge one's self on another, who happens to come in the way, is the vilest injustice! Ah! it shows the worst temper - the basest - -
[Enter BOY.]
BOY Mr. Fag! Mr. Fag! your master calls you.
FAG Well, you little dirty puppy, you need not bawl so! - The meanest disposition! the - -
BOY Quick, quick, Mr. Fag!
FAG Quick! quick! you impudent jackanapes! am I to be commanded by you too? you little impertinent, insolent, kitchen-bred - - [Exit kicking and beating him.]
* * * * * * *
Scene II. - The North Parade. [Enter LUCY.]
LUCY So - I
ABSOLUTE Spoke like a man! But pray, Bob, I observe you have got an odd kind of a new method of swearing - -
ACRES Ha! ha! you've taken notice of it - 'tis genteel, isn't it! - I didn't invent it myself though; but a commander in our militia, a great scholar, I assure you, says that there is no meaning in the common oaths, and that nothing but their antiquity makes them respectable; - because, he says, the ancients would never stick to an oath or two, but would say, by Jove! or by Bacchus! or by Mars! or by Venus! or by Pallas, according to the sentiment: so that to swear with propriety, says my little major, the oath should be an echo to the sense; and this we call the oath referential , or sentimental swearing - ha! ha! 'tis genteel, isn't it?
ABSOLUTE Very genteel, and very new, indeed! - and I dare say will supplant all other figures of imprecation.
ACRES Ay, ay, the best terms will grow obsolete. - Damns have had their day.
[Re-enter FAG.]
FAG Sir, there is a gentleman below desires to see you. - Shall I show him into the parlour?
ABSOLUTE Ay - you may.
ACRES Well, I must be gone - -
ABSOLUTE Stay; who is it, Fag?
FAG Your father, sir.
ABSOLUTE You puppy, why didn't you show him up directly?
[Exit FAG.]
ACRES You have business with Sir Anthony. - I expect a message from Mrs. Malaprop at my lodgings. I have sent also to my dear friend Sir Lucius O'Trigger. Adieu, Jack! we must meet at night, when you shall give me a dozen bumpers to little Lydia.
ABSOLUTE That I will with all my heart. - -
[Exit ACRES.]
Now for a parental lecture - I hope he has heard nothing of the business that brought me here - I wish the gout had held him fast in Devonshire, with all my soul!
[Enter Sir ANTHONY ABSOLUTE.]
Sir I am delighted to see you here; looking so well! your sudden arrival at Bath made me apprehensive for your health.
Sir ANTHONY Very apprehensive, I dare say, Jack. - What, you are recruiting here, hey?
ABSOLUTE Yes, sir, I am on duty.
Sir ANTHONY Well, Jack, I am glad to see you, though I did not expect it, for I was going to write to you on a little matter of business. - Jack, I have been considering that I grow old and infirm, and shall probably not trouble you long.
ABSOLUTE Pardon me, sir, I never saw you look more strong and hearty; and I pray frequently that you may continue so.
Sir ANTHONY I hope your prayers may be heard, with all my heart. Well, then, Jack, I have been considering that I am so strong and hearty I may continue to plague you a long time. Now, Jack, I am sensible that the income of your commission, and what I have hitherto allowed you, is but a small pittance for a lad of your spirit.
ABSOLUTE Sir, you are very good.
Sir ANTHONY And it is my wish, while yet I live, to have my boy make some figure in the world. I have resolved, therefore, to fix you at once in a noble independence.
ABSOLUTE Sir, your kindness overpowers me - such generosity makes the gratitude of reason more lively than the sensations even of filial affection.
Sir ANTHONY I am glad you are so sensible of my attention - and you shall be master of a large estate in a few weeks.
ABSOLUTE Let my future life, sir, speak my gratitude; I cannot express the sense I have of your munificence. - Yet, sir, I presume you would not wish me to quit the army?
Sir ANTHONY Oh, that shall be as your wife chooses.
ABSOLUTE My wife, sir!
Sir ANTHONY Ay, ay, settle that between you - settle that between you.
ABSOLUTE A wife, sir, did you say?
Sir ANTHONY Ay, a wife - why, did not I mention her before?
ABSOLUTE Not a word of her, sir.
Sir ANTHONY Odd so! - I mustn't forget her though. - Yes, Jack, the independence I was talking of is by marriage - the fortune is saddled with a wife - but I suppose that makes no difference.
ABSOLUTE Sir! sir! - you amaze me!
Sir ANTHONY Why, what the devil's the matter with the fool? Just now you were all gratitude and duty.
ABSOLUTE I was, sir, - you talked to me of independence and a fortune, but not a word of a wife.
Sir ANTHONY Why - what difference does that make? Odds life, sir! if you have the estate, you must take it with the live stock on it, as it stands.
ABSOLUTE If my happiness is to be the price, I must beg leave to decline the purchase. - Pray, sir, who is the lady?
Sir ANTHONY What's that to you, sir? - Come, give me your promise to love, and to marry her directly.
ABSOLUTE Sure, sir, this is not very reasonable, to summon my affections for a lady I know nothing of!
Sir ANTHONY I am sure, sir, 'tis more unreasonable in you to object to a lady you know nothing of.
ABSOLUTE Then, sir, I must tell you plainly that my inclinations are fixed on another - my heart is engaged to an angel.
Sir ANTHONY Then pray let it send an excuse. It is very sorry - but business prevents its waiting on her.
ABSOLUTE But my vows are pledged to her.
Sir ANTHONY Let her foreclose, Jack; let her foreclose; they are not worth redeeming; besides, you have the angel's vows in exchange, I suppose; so there can be no loss there.
ABSOLUTE You must excuse me, sir, if I tell you, once for all, that in this point I cannot obey you.
Sir ANTHONY Hark'ee, Jack; - I have heard you for some time with patience - I have been cool - quite cool; but take care - you know I am compliance itself - when I am not thwarted; - no one more easily led - when I have my own way; - but don't put me in a frenzy.
ABSOLUTE Sir, I must repeat it - in this I cannot obey you.
Sir ANTHONY Now damn me! if ever I call you Jack again while I live!
ABSOLUTE Nay, sir, but hear me.
Sir ANTHONY Sir, I won't hear a word - not a word! not one word! so give me your promise by a nod - and I'll tell you what, Jack - I mean, you dog - if you don't, by - -
ABSOLUTE What, sir, promise to link myself to some mass of ugliness! to - -
Sir ANTHONY Zounds! sirrah! the lady shall be as ugly as I choose: she shall have a hump on each shoulder; she shall be as crooked as the crescent; her one eye shall roll like the bull's in Cox's Museum; she shall have a skin like a mummy, and the beard of a Jew - she shall be all this, sirrah! - yet I will make you ogle her all day, and sit up all night to write sonnets on her beauty.
ABSOLUTE This is reason and moderation indeed!
Sir ANTHONY None of your sneering, puppy! no grinning, jackanapes!
ABSOLUTE Indeed, sir, I never was in a worse humour for mirth in my life.
Sir ANTHONY 'Tis false, sir, I know you are laughing in your sleeve; I know you'll grin when I am gone, sirrah!
ABSOLUTE Sir, I hope I know my duty better.
Sir ANTHONY None of your passion, sir! none of your violence, if you please! - It won't do with me, I promise you.
ABSOLUTE Indeed, sir, I never was cooler in my life.
Sir ANTHONY 'Tis a confounded lie! - I know you are in a passion in your heart; I know you are, you hypocritical young dog! but it won't do.
ABSOLUTE Nay, sir, upon my word - -
Sir ANTHONY So you will fly out! can't you be cool like me? What the devil good can passion do? - Passion is of no service, you impudent, insolent, overbearing reprobate! - There, you sneer again! don't provoke me! - but you rely upon the mildness of my temper - you do, you dog! you play upon the meekness of my disposition! - Yet take care - the patience of a saint may be overcome at last! - but mark! I give you six hours and a half to consider of this: if you then agree, without any condition, to do every thing on earth that I choose, why - confound you! I may in time forgive you. - If not, zounds! don't enter the same hemisphere with me! don't dare to breathe the same air, or use the same light with me; but get an atmosphere and a sun of your own! I'll strip you of your commission; I'll lodge a five-and-threepence in the hands of trustees, and you shall live on the interest. - I'll disown you, I'll disinherit you, I'll unget you! and damn me! if ever I call you Jack again! [Exit.]
ABSOLUTE Mild, gentle, considerate father - I kiss your hands! - What a tender method of giving his opinion in these matters Sir Anthony has! I dare not trust him with the truth. - I wonder what old wealthy hag it is that he wants to bestow on me! - Yet he married himself for love! and was in his youth a bold intriguer, and a gay companion!
[Re-enter FAG.]
FAG Assuredly, sir, your father is wrath to a degree; he comes down stairs eight or ten steps at a time - muttering, growling, and thumping the banisters all the way: I and the cook's dog stand bowing at the door - rap! he gives me a stroke on the head with his cane; bids me carry that to my master; then kicking the poor turnspit into the area, damns us all, for a puppy triumvirate! - Upon my credit, sir, were I in your place, and found my father such very bad company, I should certainly drop his acquaintance.
ABSOLUTE Cease your impertinence, sir, at present. - Did you come in for nothing more? - Stand out of the way! [Pushes him aside, and exit.]
FAG So! Sir Anthony trims my master; he is afraid to reply to his father - then vents his spleen on poor Fag! - When one is vexed by one person, to revenge one's self on another, who happens to come in the way, is the vilest injustice! Ah! it shows the worst temper - the basest - -
[Enter BOY.]
BOY Mr. Fag! Mr. Fag! your master calls you.
FAG Well, you little dirty puppy, you need not bawl so! - The meanest disposition! the - -
BOY Quick, quick, Mr. Fag!
FAG Quick! quick! you impudent jackanapes! am I to be commanded by you too? you little impertinent, insolent, kitchen-bred - - [Exit kicking and beating him.]
* * * * * * *
Scene II. - The North Parade. [Enter LUCY.]
LUCY So - I
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