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âNobody could deny, Mister Mipps,â the landlady would answer in a conciliatory tone, âas how youâre a good undertaker. Any one with half an eye could see as how you knocks âem up solid.â
But Mipps didnât encourage Mrs. Waggetts when she was pleased to flatter, so he would take himself off in high dudgeon to avoid her further attentions.
This actual conversation took place one November afternoon, and the sexton, after slamming the inn door to give vent to his irritation, hurried along the sea-wall toward his shop, comforting himself that he could sit snug inside a coffin and cheer himself up with hammering it.
On the way he met Doctor Syn, who was standing silhouetted against the skyline with his telescope focussed upon some large vessel that was standing in off Dungeness.
âAh, Mr. Mipps,â said the cleric, handing his telescope to the sexton, âtell me what you make of that?â
Mipps adjusted the lens and looked. âThe devil!â he ejaculated.
âI beg your pardon?â said the Doctor. âWhat did you say?â
One of the Kingâs preventer men had come out of his cottage and was approaching them.
âI donât make no head nor tale of it,â replied the sexton. âPerhaps you do, sir?â
âWell, it looks to me,â continued the parson, âitâ looksâtoâmeâuncommonly like a Kingâs frigate. Canât you make out her guns on the port side?â
âYes! âcried the sexton; âIâll be hanged if youâre not right, sir; itâs a damned Kingâs ship as ever was.â
âMr. Mipps,â corrected the parson, âagain I must ask you to repeat your remark.â
âI said, sir,â replied the sexton, meekly handing back the glass, âthat youâre quite right: itâs a Kingâs ship, a nice Kingâs ship!â
âAnd sheâs standing in, too,â went on the parson. âI can make her out plainly now, and, good gracious! sheâs lowering a long-boat!â
âOh!â said Mr. Mipps, âI wonder wot thatâs for?â
âA revenue search,â volunteered the preventer.
Mipps started. He hadnât seen the preventer.
âHello!â he said, turning round; âdidnât know you was there, Sir Francis Drake. What do you make of that there ship?â
âA Kingâs frigate,â replied the preventer man. âSheâs sending a boatâs crew ashore.â
âWhat for?â asked the sexton.
âI told you: a revenue search; to look for smugglers.â
âSmugglers,â laughed the parson, âhere in Dymchurch?â
âAye, sir, so they say. Smugglers here in Dymchurch.â
âGod bless my soul!â exclaimed the parson incredulously.
âHow silly!â said the sexton.
âThat remains to be seen, Mister,â retorted the preventer.
âWhat do you say?â said the sexton.
âI say, Mister, it remains to be seen.â
ââCourse it does!â went on the sexton. âLetâs have another blink at her. Well,â he said at length, closing the telescope with a snap, and returning it, âEangâs ship or no, they looks to me more like a set of mahogany pirates, and Iâm a-goinâto lock up the church. Kingâs menâs one thing, but havinâ the plate tookâs another, and one that I donât fancy, being held responsible; so good afternoon, sirââtouching his hat to the vicarââand good afternoon to you, Christopher Columbus.â And with this little pleasantry, which struck him as being the height of humour, the grotesque little man hopped off at high speed in the direction of the inn.
âOdd little man that, sir,â said the preventer.
âVery odd little man,â said the vicar.
MEANTIME the little sexton had arrived, breathless and panting, at the inn. Here he was accosted with a breezy, âHello, Mr. Mipps, whereâs the Doctor?â The speaker was Denis Cobtree the only son of the squire.
This young worthy of some eighteen summers was being prepared in the paths of learning by the vicar with a view to his entering the university; but Denis, like his father before him, cared very little for books, and the moment the Doctorâs back was turned, off he would slip to talk to some weather-beaten seaman, or to attempt a flirtation with Imogene, the dark-haired girl who assisted the landlady at the inn.
âJust been talkinâ to the vicar on the sea-wall,â said Mipps, hurrying past into the parlour and calling loudly for Mrs. Waggetts.
âWhat do you want?â said that good lady, issuing from the kitchen with a teapot in her hand. Tea was the luxury she indulged in.
âA word,â answered the sexton, pushing her back into the kitchen and shutting the door behind him.
âWhatever is it?â asked the landlady in some alarm.
âWhatâs the time?â demanded the sexton.
âA quarter to four,â replied Mrs. Waggetts, turning pale.
âGood!â said the sexton. âSchool will be closing in a minute or two, so send Imogene round there to ask Mr. Rash to step across lively as soon as heâs locked up. But noââhe added thoughtfullyââI forgot: Rash is a bit struck on the girl and theyâll linger on the way; send young Jerk, the potboy.â
âJerkâs at school hisself,â said Mrs. Waggetts.
âThen you go,â retorted the sexton.
âNo,â faltered the landlady. âItâs all right, Iâll send the girl; for she canât abide Rash, so Iâll be bound she wonât linger. And while sheâs gone Iâll brew you a nice cup of tea.â
âThrow your tea to the devil,â snarled the sexton. âOne âud think you was a diamond duchess the way you consumes good tea. When shall I knock into your skull that teaâs a luxuryâa drink wotâs only meant for swells? Perhaps you donât know what a power of money tea costs!â
âCome, now,â giggled the landlady, ânot to us, Mister Mipps. Not the way we gets it.â
âI donât know what you means,â snapped the wary sexton. âBut I do wish as how youâd practise a-keepinâ your mouth shut, for if you opens it much more that wagginâ tongue of yoursâll get us all the rope.â
âWhatever is the matter?â whimpered the landlady.
âWill you do as I tell you?â shrieked the sexton.
â0h, Lord!â cried Mrs. Waggetts, dropping the precious teapot in her agitation and running out of the back door toward the school. Mipps picked up the teapot and put it on the table; then lighting his short clay pipe he waited by the window.
In the bar sat Denis Cobtree, making little progress with a Latin book that was spread open on his knee. From the other side of the counter Imogene was watching him.
She was a tall, slim, wild creature, this Imogene, dressed as a fisher, with a rough brown skirt and a black fish blouse, and she wore neither shoes nor stockings. Her hair was long and her eyes black. She had no parents living, for her fatherânone other than the notorious pirate Cleggâhad been hanged at Ryeâ hanged publicly by the redcoats for murder; and the motherâwell, no one knew exactly who the mother was, Clegg having lived a wild and roving life; but it was evident that she must have been a southerner, from the complexion and supple carriage of this girlâ probably some island woman of the Southern Seas. Imogene was a great favourite with all the men on account of her good looks and her dauntless courage when on the boats at sea; for she loved the sea and was wonderful upon itâher dark eyes flashing, her hair blowing wild, and her young bosom heaving with the thrill of fighting the waves.
Imogene liked Denis because he was nice to her, and, besides, he made her laugh: he was so funny. His ways were so funny, his high manners were so very funny, but his shyness attracted her most.
He was shy now because they were alone, and the boy knew that she was watching him; so he made a feint of studying his book of Latin, but Imogene could see that his mind was not on his reading.
âYou donât get on very fast, Mr. Denis,â she said.
Denis looked up from the book and laughed. âNo,â he said, ânot very, Iâm afraid; Iâm not very fond of books.â
âWhat are you fond of?â said the girl, leaning across the bar on her bare elbows.
âOh, what a chance to say *youâ!â thought the young man; but somehow the words wouldnât come, so he stammered instead: âOh, nothing much. I like horses rather; yes, I like riding.â
âIs that all?â said the girl.
âAbout all,â said the boy.
âMr. Rash, the schoolmaster, tells me that he likes riding,â went on the girl mischievously; âhe also likes books; he reads very fast, much faster than you do.â
âNot Latin books, Iâll be bound,â said young Denis, starting up scarlet with rage, for he hated the schoolmaster, in whom he saw a possible rival to the girlâs affection. âAnd as for riding,â he cried, âa pretty fellow that to talk of riding, when he doesnât know the difference âtween a filly and a colt. He sits on an old white scragbones, jogs along the road at the rate of dyke water, and calls it riding. Put the fool on a horse and heâd be skull under the hoofs before heâd dug his heels in. The manâs a coward, too. Iâve heard tales of the way he uses the birch only on the little boys. Why, if theyâd any sense theyâd all mutiny and kick him round the schoolhouse.â
âYouâre very hard on the schoolmaster, Mr. Denis,â said the girl.
â You donât like him, do you?â asked the boy seriously. âYou canât!â
But the girl only laughed, for into the bar-parlour had come Mrs. Waggetts, accompanied by the gentleman under discussion, and followed by young Jerk, the potboy.
Jerry Jerk, though only a lad of a dozen years, possessed two excellent qualifications: pluck and a head like a bullet. He had got through his schooling so far without a taste of the birch: not that he hadnât deserved it, but the truth wasâMr. Rash was afraid of him, for he once had rapped the little urchin very severely on the head with his knuckles, so hard, indeed, that the blood had flowed freely, but not from Master Jerkâs headâoh, no: from the teacherâs knucklesâupon which young Jerry had burst into a peal of laughter, stoutly declaring before the whole class that when he grew up he intended to be a hangman, just for the pleasure of pulling the bolt for the schoolmaster. So ever after Jerry went by the name of âHangman Jerk,â and whenever the pale, washy eye of the sandy-haired Mr. Rash fell on him, the schoolmaster pictured himself upon a ten-foot gallows with that fiend of a youngster adjusting the running noose around his scraggy neck.
This young ruffian, entering on the heels of the schoolmaster, and treading on them hard at every step, took over the bar from the fish girl, Mr. Rash remarking with a show of sarcasm that âhe hoped he didnât interrupt a pleasant conversation, and that if he did he was more sorry than he could say to Mr. Denis Cobtree.â
Denis replied that he shared the schoolmasterâs sorrow himself with a full heart, but the door being open, heâthe schoolmasterâcould easily go out as quickly as he had come in. At this young Jerk let fly a loud guffaw and doubled himself up behind the bar, laughing. Upon this instant the conversation was abruptly interrupted by the head of Mr. Mipps appearing round the kitchen door, inquiring whether it was their intention to keep him waiting all night.
âQuite right, IVIr. ^Vlipps, quite right!â retorted the schoolmaster, and then turning
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