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Denis now found himself alone with young Jerk. The would-be hangman was helping himself to a thimble of rum, and politely asked the squireâs son to join him; but Denis refused with a curt: âNo, I donât take spirits.â
âNo?â replied the lad of twelve years. âOh, you should. When I feels regular out and out, and gets fits of the morbids, you know, the sort of time when you feels you may grow up to be the hanged man and not the hangman, I always takes to myself a thimble of neat rum. Rumâs the drink for Britons, Mister Cobtree. Rumâs wotâs made all the best sailors and hangmen in the realm.â
âIf you go on drinking at this rate,â replied Denis, âyouâll never live to hang that schoolmaster.â
âOh,â answered Jerry thoughtfully, âoh, Mister Denis, if I thought there was any truth in that, Iâd give it up. Yes,â he went on with great emphasis, as if he were contemplating a most heroic sacrifice, âyes, Iâd give up even rum to hang that schoolmaster, and itâs a hanging whatâll get him, and not old Mipps, the coffin knocker.â
Denis laughed at his notion and crossed to the kitchen door listening. âWhat can they be discussing in there so solemnly?â he said, more to himself than to his companion. But Jerry Jerk tossed off the pannikin of rum, clambered on the high stool behind the bar, and leaned across the counter, fixing Denis with a glance full of meaning.
âMister Cobtree,â he whispered fearfully, âyou are older than I am, but I feel somehow as if I can give you a point or two, because youâve got sense. Iâm a man of Kent, I am, and Iâm going to be a hangman sooner or later, but above all I belongs to the Marsh and understands her, and them as understands the Marshâwell, the Marsh understands them, and this is what she says to them as understands her: * Hide yourself like I do under the green, until you feels youâre ready to be real mud.â I takes her advice, I do; Iâm under the green, I am, but I can be patient, because I knows as how some day Iâll be real dirt. You canât be real dirt all at once; so keep green till you can; and if I has to keep green for years and years, Iâll get to mud one day, and thatâll be the day to hang that Rash and cheat old Mipps of his body.â And to encourage himself in this resolve Jerry took another thimbleful of rum.
âIâm afraid I canât follow you,â said Denis.
âDonât try to,â replied the youngster, âdonât try to. Youâll get it in time. The Marshâll show you. She takes her own time, but sheâll get you out of the green some day and ooze you up through the sluices, and then youâll be a man oâ Kent, and no mistaking you.â
Denis, not able to make head or tail of this effusion, laughed again, which brought Jerry Jerk with a bound over the bar.
âSee here, Mister Cobtree,â he hissed, coming close to him; âI likes you; youâre the only one in the village I does like. Oh, Iâm not wanting anything from you; Iâm just speaking the truthâyouâre the only one in the village I havenât hanged in my mind, and, whatâs more to the point, you wonât blab if I tell you (but there, I know you wonât), youâre the only one in the village I couldnât get hanged?â
âWhat on earth do you mean?â said the squireâs son.
âWhat Iâve said,â replied the urchin, âjust what Iâve said, and not another word do you get from me but this: listen! Do you hear that sexton in there a-mumbling? Well, whatâs he mumbling about? Ah, you donât know, and I donât know (leastways not exactly), but thereâs one who does. Come over here,â and he led Denis to the back window and pointed out over Romney Marsh. âShe knows, that there Marsh. She knows everything about this place, and every place upon her. Why, Iâd give up everything Iâve got or shall get in this world, everythingâexcept that schoolmasterâs neckâto know all she knows, âcos she knows everything, Mister Cob tree, everything, she does. In every house thereâs murmurings and mumblings a-going on, and in every dyke out there thereâs the same ones, the very same ones agoing. You can hear âem yourself, Mister Cobtree, if you stands amongst âem. You try. But, oh, Mister Denisââand he grabbed his arm imploringlyââdonât try to understand them dykes at night. She donât talk then, she donât; she doesâshe just does then. She does all wot the mumbles and murmurs have whispered to do; and itâs death on the Marsh at night. I found that out,â he added proudly. âDo you know how?â
âHow?â queried Denis.
âBy going out on her in the day, and gradually getting used to wot she says; thatâs how; and thatâs the only way.â
Just then a most infernal noise arose from the front of the inn, and before Denis had disengaged himself from the earnest clutches of his guardian angel, and before the murmurs of ]Mr. IVIipps had ceased in the kitchen, the bar was swarming with seamenâsailorsâ rough mahogany men with pigtails and brass rings, smelling of tar and, much to the admiration of Jerk, reeking of rum, filling the room with their jostling, spitting, and laughing, and their calls on the potboy to serve âem with drink. But their entrance was so sudden, their appearance so startling, and their behaviour so alarming, that the young hangman was for the moment off his guard, for there he stood open-mouthed and awestruck, watching the giants help themselves freely from the great barrels. To Denis they had come with no less surprise. He had seen preventer men before; he had many friends among the fishermen, but these were real sailors, men-oâ-war, who had lived through a hundred sea-fights, and seen hellfire on the high seasâ real sailors, Kingâs men. Yes, the Kingâs men had come to Dymchurch.
JUST as suddenly as the pandemonium had begun, just so suddenly did it cease, for there strode through the door a short, thickset man, with a bull neck and a red face, a regular rough fighting dog, who, by his dress and the extraordinary effect he produced upon the men, Denis and Jerk at once knew to be an officer.
âBoâsun,â he said in a thick voice, addressing one of the sailors, âin a quarter of an hour pipe the men outside the inn, and weâll see to the billeting. Meantime make âem pay for their drinks and no chalking. Hi, youngster!â he cried, catching hold of young Jerk by the ear, âif youâre the potboy, tumble round behind and look after your job.â Jerk, mentally consigning him to the gibbet, did as he was ordered, for his ear was hurting horribly.
âAnd now, sir,â went on the officer, addressing himself to Denis, âis there anyone in this law-forsaken hole who can answer questions in Kingâs English ?â
âCertainly, sir,â said Denis proudly, âif they are asked with a civil tongue. I am Denis Cobtree, and my father, the squire, is the best-known man on Romney Marsh.â
âThen,â ordered the seadog curtly, âfetch him along here quick!â
âReally, sir,â retorted Denis hotly, âI do not think you would afford him sufficient interest. He has not the honour of your acquaintance, and I am bound to consider that heâll have no great zeal to make it!â
âNor I, neither,â said Mr. Mipps, who had been looking round the kitchen door. âI donât like his looks.â
The infuriated officer was inside the kitchen like a hurricane, glaring at the little sexton with all the condensed fury of the British navy.
âWhatâs this?â he said, addressing himself again to Denis, who had followed him into the kitchen to be quit of the crowd of seamen. âI suppose youâll tell me that this shrivelled up little monkey is a squireâs son too, eh?â
âA squireâs son!â repeated the sexton. âOh, well, if I is, I ainât come into my title yet.â
âDonât you play the fool with me, sir!â thundered the Kingâs man.
âAnd donât you try the swagger with me, sir! âvolleyed back the sexton.
âThe swagger with you, sir?â exploded the officer.
âRight, sir,â exclaimed the sexton, âthatâs what I saidâthe swagger, sir!â
But the other swallowed his wrath and announced coldly:
âI am Captain Colly er. Captain Howard Colly er, coast agent and commissioner; come ashore to lay a few of ycu by the heels, Iâve no doubt.â
âOh! is that all?â replied the sexton with a sigh of relief. âWell, there, I have been mistook. Iâd quite made up my mind that you was the Grand Turk or at least the Lord Rear Admiral of the Scilly Isles.â
Ignoring the sextonâs humour, the captain turned to Denis and said: âWho is this person?â
But Mipps was not so easily crushed, and he cried: âA man to be looked up to in these parts. I undertakes for the district. The only one wot does it for miles round. They all comes to me, rich and poor alike, I tells you; for they know that Mipps knocks âem up solid.â
âKnocks what up solid?â demanded the captain furiously.
âCoffins up solid,â replied the sexton promptly.
âCoffins!â repeated the captain. âOh, youâre a coffin-maker, are you? Yes, you look it. Thought you might be the landlord of this run-amuck old inn here. Thatâs the man I want. Where can I find him?â
Mipps pointed out of the window toward the church.
âUp in the churchyard,â he said.
âWhatâs he doing in the churchyard?â demanded the captain.
Mipps came right up to him and whispered in this ear the significant word, âWorrmnps!â
âWhat?â shouted the captain, who didnât understand.
âSh!â said Mipps, pointing across at Mrs. Waggetts, who had begun to weep into her apron. âHeâs a-keepinâ âem out.â
âKeeping who out?â snapped the captain.
âI keep telling you,â replied the sexton, âWorrumps!â
âDanged if I can make out what you say.â The captainâs patience was well-nigh exhausted. âGo and fetch the landlord!â he ordered.
âOh, would that he could,â sobbed Mrs. Waggetts. âOh, dear, oh, dear!â
The captain turned on her with an oath. âWhatâs the matter with you, my good woman?â he said.
âThat good woman is the landlord,â volunteered Mr. Mipps.
âYou exasperating little liar!â shouted the captain, seizing the enigmatical sexton and shaking him violently; âyou said the landlord was in the churchyard a minute ago.â
âA minute ago!â cried the breathless undertaker. âWhy, heâs been there a year and a half, and there heâll stop till as wot time as they gets him. Though I must say I gave him the best pine and knocked him up solid with my own handsâ
âReleased from Missus Waggetts
I left him to the maggotsâ and thereâs Waggetts, and sheâs the landlord,â and the sexton, chuckling with delight at his ready wit, pointed to the still weeping landlady.
âWell, maâam,â said the captain, coming to the point at once, âyou must really blame yourself if your scores are not settled. A little potboy who has to stand on tiptoe to look over the bar is not the sort of person to prevent people helping themselves; and thatâs what my seadogs are doing nowâhelping themselves.â
Mrs. Waggetts, with a scream, rushed from the kitchen, followed by Imogene, the sexton and the schoolmaster being glad enough to follow their example and so escape from the bullying
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