BLOODWORTH by Tai Goodman (fiction novels to read TXT) 📖

like we did you know what. Alright?" 

 

They walked into the breakfast room. Nazis were everywhere. Phoenix walked over to a machine that was called the Lebensmittel-Dispenser. "What the hell..." There was a touchscreen menu that showed the many choices of consumable products: Waffles, pancakes, cereal, bacon strips, schnitzel, etc. There were too many choices, so Phoenix settled on bacon.

 

"Eh." Then a Nazi commander approached Phoenix. "Sir, is there un problem?" 

"Nope. I think I-"

 

"Excuse me? I'm sorry, I don't know if you were joking or."

 

"What do you mean?"

 

"Well usually people have to politely say, 'Yes Kommadant.' It's polite manners." 

 

'Don't say that shit to him, Phoenix. Don't you do it.' 

 

"Yes, Kommadant."

"See! That's better! Danke schon!"

 

'PHOENIX WHAT THE FUCK?'

 

"You know, you outfit looks very familiar. Have I seen you before?" Phoenix stood still. He knew he was infamous for the murders at the first station he went to. "No. I don't think so."

"Huh... No, I've seen you before from somewhere... I can't seem to remember where...." Phoenix slowly reached for his knife. "Oh my God... Are you that guy from the television?!"

 

He then pulled it out, still hiding it.

 

"The guy who hosts that one talk show, vhat vas it? Ehm...."

 

"No... I don't host anything like that, if I had the money I would." He started laughing. "Oh. Alright. Have a good breakfast." Phoenix nodded and took his plate over to the table where Stanley and Pete were. "What'd he say to you?"

"Almost blew my motherfucking cover, I thought he was about to actually recognize me until he thought I was a talk show host." Pete shook his head.

"COME ON, really? That's what he says?"

 

"Yeah. What talk-show host do I even look like?"

 

"I dunno, I don't watch that stuff. I enjoy the news, well, before all this shit." 

 

Phoenix nodded and the Kommandant walked over to the table. "Well well well, if isn't my friend the Talk-Show host. May I sit here with you?"

 

'Don't say yes to this guy.'

 

"Yes, Kommandant."

 

'What the fuck, Phoenix. That's a double whammy."

 

The Nazi sat down next to Peter. "So... Kommandant... What's it like being, you know, a Kommandant?"

 

The Kommandant started laughing. "Well, it was a long road. I applied to Hitler personally as his neighbor, and I was wondering if we could take the filthy jews-"

 

'Motherfucker.'

 

"...colored miscreants..."

 

'MOTHERFUCKER.'

 

"...and the homosexual piglets."

 

'MOTHERFUCKER.'

 

Phoenix's face was twitching with anger and frustation. "Hey, Mr. Kommandant, what did these people even do to get arrested? Because I mean, they must've done something really fucking stupid, right?"

 

"Mein Fuhrer's story is this: Ze Fuhrer took an art class, it was full of Germans, but unlike the Fuhrer, they were mostly Jewish as Jews enjoyed artistic design due to their religion. His religion was panthiest. His art was very gut, but ze filthy jews did not see that. They insulted his painting skills. That is why the Jewish paintings in the museums were replaced with the glorious art of mein Fuhrer. Homosexuals vere absolutely rubbish to society. One man and another man cannot reproduce, is common knowledge. Mein Fuhrer despised of the coloreds, them and their filthy way of-"

 

"I'm sorry, Kommandant, I can't listen to all of this, this is getting a little gruesome-"

 

"AH AH AH- Do NOT interrupt the Kommandant."

 

Phoenix sighed.

 

'Sad to have to listen to all these bullshit excuses for why Hitler hates a specific type of human-freaking-being. Land of the Free my ass, now that they've come and fucked everything into oblivion."

 

"...and they're all going to pay."

 

The Kommandant said, "Have a guten morgen." Phoenix then noticed the TV in the corner of the room, playing a news recording.

 

"BREAKING NEWS, FOOTAGE from the FDR speech incident has been leaked. People are saying that Hitler has done them a service by moving the presidential democracy they knew before and replacing it with an autocratic and controllable government. Here is the footage we've received:"

 

The television then showed FDR behind a speech podium. 

"My great nation, we may have lost World War II, but we have not lost our freedom. We will not stand to oppression like this. We will arise from the ashes of those who will be remembered, those who have fallen for our great nation. We will not kneel to racism, sexism, or any other discrimination of human kind. In the United States of America, we are free. Life, liberty, and property are the basic rights, and they shall never be relinquished-"

 

Then a bunch of Nazis broke into FDR's speech room and started whacking people with electric batons. Then Hitler stepped through the double doors, and approached the podium onstage. FDR backed away from Hitler, with his advanced technology surrounding his legs to help him walk, as he continued to get closer.

"Franklin. Delano. Roosevelt. Sie sind eine Schande für die Vereinigten Staaten! You have married one of your loved ones, your 'relatives.' Mrs. Eleanor Roosevelt. Do you wish to tell your great country avout how you vish to continue, knowing this monstrosity?" 

 

FDR didn't reply. "So.. Keeping to yourself, ah? You Americans are good at lying and fighting, I like that. But I don't like incest-scumbags, like YOU." Hitler then pointed a Luger at FDR's head.

 

"Stand still or I will fire anyways, it will do you no gut if you try to back away from your, shall we say, imminent death, you festering RAT." Hitler starting walking circles around FDR. "YOU MARRIED YOUR COUSIN. YOU DESERVE TO DIE, MISTER ROOSEVELT!"

 

Hitler then shot FDR in the head, and killed him. "Hallo, Amerikans. I am your Fuhrer, your leader, your savior and director. UNDERSTAND?"

Everybody on the ground nodded in fear, being held under the paws of Nazis.

 

"We shall relinquish this rubbish government. Ve vill become a one man government, lead by yours truly. We will become one. EXCEPT FOR JEWS, COLORED, HOMOSEXUALS, HISPANICS, DISABLEDS. THEY WILL ALL GO TO WORK, WHILE THOSE WHO BELONG SHALL SIT BACK AND RELAX." 

Chapter VIII: Hell At Its Best

Phoenix rode by a Nazi substation. 'Well well well. Four walls and a motherfucking roof with Nazis in the middle.' Phoenix looked behind him at Stanley and Pete. Phoenix's mask had a stop sign on it. "Abhy's gotta be here, this building is as big as Mercury." Phoenix parked in the parking lot, and retracted his choppercycle. Stanley and Peter parked their car and exited. "What're we doing here?"

"I'm guessing this is where Abhy is. This building's probably keeping so many Jews and others that it's about to explode." Phoenix pulled out his shotgun and said, "We're going in loud, because if we do this quietly and fuck up, we'll have to do a whole other plan. And I don't want that."

Stanley and Peter readied themselves. Peter had his two-shot pistol, and Stanley had a knife. "Stanley, you get behind us with that thing." 

"Wha- WHY?"

 

"You've got a knife. Think about it."

 

Phoenix and the others entered the facility. And then two metal detectors went off. "Great. Now they know we're here already." A Nazi walked around the counter and said, "Sir, we do not allow metal objects in ze- WHAT ZE FUCK?" 

 

Phoenix blew the Nazi's face off, and stole his pistol. "Take this, Stanley. And take the extra ammo on his body," Phoenix told him, standing guard for a few seconds. Stanley pulled the Luger out of Phoenix's hand, and checked the clip. "10 loads."

Phoenix and the rest proceeded deeper. A Nazi with an assault rifle peeked around the corner. "EINDRINGLING! WIR HABEN EINEN INTRUDER!"

Phoenix pulled out his pistol and held it with his other hand. "Over there, behind that wall!" 

 

Stanley pointed his gun at the corner and waited for the Nazi to peek out again. After a few seconds, a knife flew out from the corner and hit Peter in the shoulder. "AAAH! I'M HIT!"

He fell on his behind and attempted to heave the knife out of the wound, while Phoenix fired an armor piercing bullet through the concrete, and into the Nazi's skull. "He got me in the shoulder!"

 

"Push through it, don't start crying now!"

 

Phoenix yanked the knife straight out of the crevice, making Pete's muscles cramp up. Helping him back on his feet, three Nazis jumped over a stairway railing and landing in front of the three. "SHIT! FIRE!"

Phoenix fired both of his weapons at once, and killed the left two, blowing chunk after chunk off of their sides. The third one took cover behind a bust's statue. "SMARTASS MOTHERFUCKER!"

Phoenix shot twice from his pistol through the concrete of the statue, and killed the Nazi. The three proceeded further, and walked into an elevator shaft. Peter snagged a machine-pistol from a Nazi. "Hell yes!" 

The elevator traveled down into the prison ward. Once the doors opened, Phoenix and the other two came face to face with a group of backup Nazis, that were waiting to use the elevator. "HOLY FUCK!"

 

Phoenix fired both guns at once, and killed the entire group. "Keep going, keep going!" 

 

Then Phoenix turned a corner and a heavy metal gate fell between his back and the other two. "WHAT THE-" He waltzed over to the gate and started shaking the bars like an angry gorilla. "WHAT THE HELL?"

 

The intercomm turned on, and said, "Attention, Amerikan. You really think you can just bust into my prison and get away vith it? Well I find that funny, and the funny ends here, verzogern!"

 

"You oughta let me out before I let out your insides, BUD!"

 

"AHA-HA! You call me your bud when I really am not, that is good comedy but it will not save you from being pummeled. Now have fun being ripped apart." 

A cage opened near Phoenix, and a pack of dogs were released. "That's a lot of bad dogs."

 

Phoenix put away his pistol and with his shotgun, he fired and blew off one of the dog's skulls into pieces. "When I was a boy, I had to put down my dog because of rabies." Phoenix fired again, and hit two- One took most of the blast, the other took a few pieces. "Dirty job. But it was better that way." 

Phoenix was then pounced on by a Bloodhound. "GET THE FUCK OFF!" 

 

Peter shot the dog in the ear, and killed it. "Thanks! You guys try and find away around, watch your ass!" 

 

Peter nodded and so did Stanley. "Watch your's too, Phoenix!" 

They disappeared around a corner. Phoenix continued down the hallway and noticed the ceiling cameras with gun barrels on them. One of their lights turned red. "SHIT!" 

Phoenix took aim, fired, and the camera EXPLODED into shards of steel. Making his way down the hallway, he was at an intersection. There was a left and a right. "Left-loosey, righty's alrighty."

 

Phoenix took the right path and walked into a man with a metal pipe. "AMERIKAN!" 

The Nazi swung and bonked Phoenix on the head with the pipe, then with a sickle, pierced him through his shoulder and hauled him over to a pit. "You think you are so tough, Amerikan? Well let's see you tough zis out!" 

 

Surrounding the pit were prisoners, and others watching from the railing above. He was thrown over the railing, and landed into the belly of the pit. "Alright, whoever kills zis man first gets to go to cell block A. If you wish to participate, meet in the gate in the pit. Danke schon." Phoenix looked around at the blood staining the tiled walls of the seemingly claustrophobic space. The only way out of it was the metal gate that places contestants in. Phoenix watched people pile in line. "GIVE ME HIM FIRST!"

 

Phoenix said, "Alright, listen up! I know you