Jokes From C (BJ's Life #4) by DeYtH Banger (best reads of all time txt) 📖

deal. Go watch TV, movies, follow up botched, moles, dentist and all fun shows which main goal is screwing up humans. The lesson is learn!


STOP FUCKING TAKING YOURSELF SO FUCKIN SERIOUS! Comedy: Rights?

 By DeYtH Banger



You got rights?
What type of rights?
Freedom?

Bible definetly proposes that people have rights, then after few paragraphs… kinda not free. Got has “given freedom”, freedom is not a thing which you receive, it’s a thing you have.



What’s with rape protest and women fighting over rapist, there is nothing wrong with rapist… no sexual haressments, sexual abuse and the list goes on with all weak minded bullshit stories, sex is natural thing there is problem in society it’s called “wrong game"… girls are irrational = today ready to be your girlfriend… few days later who tha fuck are you?


They go to bed with you, in the other day "how the hell did you got here?"…- the last example was too far fetched. Males are logical 2 windows + 4 windows = 6….



Women say that they want a nice guy, then they screw up the nice guy and a rapist is few levels advance style game of a nice guy. Main because a rapist has high maintaince, is horny, alpha behabior, persistence and etc.



STOP BEING A FUCKING CUNT
IF YOU WANT SEX STOP WITH LIES IN FIRST PLACE




I am not funny!? So does and your mom while I fuck her. What these days sends me chills is the daily bullshot we need to deal with movies which cause stress, toxic enviromemt, toxic relatives, toxic family, tixic friends, liars, news stress, weather stress, economy changes and "standing up for yourself”. I don’t get, I just fucking son’t get it why ugly bitches… slim as got some kinda chromosome genes problem, fat as cow … glitchy, screw up or let’s put it more understandable way fucked up face!





STOP WITH THE MAKE UP
STOP WITH FUCKING MAKE UP
STOP SPREADING UGLY GENES
STOP FUCKING


AND YEAH YOU ARE UGLY YOU ARE SENTENCED TO INCARCERATED ZONE…

KILL YOURSELF

CONE ON SCHMUCK LAST CHANCE




Look in the mirror, hot women go with you not because you are their best friend, you are friends… to  be honest nothing bear those arguments…




I HAVE WATCHED PLENY OF TV SHIT ABD READ PLENY OF DATA…



The hot women go with you, because they feel hot when they are with you… they have self-esteem issues while they are around beautiful women they nust stsrt questioning their beauty, if they are around ugly chicks their price aka hot women price… is going up…



SELF-ESTEEM BITCHES!


If you don’t like my sense of humor and my jokes…, go grab your dad dick and start sucking it… that’s the way to wipe out hole pack… pool of genes… genetic pool. I love complex words, there is always a fuck who doesn’t get a word so here is a message to him.



KILL YOURSELF
LOOK IN THE MIRROR
KILL YOURSELF
BE NEGATIVE
KILL YOURSELF




I need time to get why people have sex on a public place… come on… is that a joke…?
Is it?
Come on really?


We see a dick
We see a dude
We see a chick



How far is going this level if shit?
Lies?
Bullshit?
Normal… porn
Gay type



I THINK I GOT THE MESSAGE… I AM PUBLIC MADE TO A GAY FIGURE


IS THEERE AMERICAN POSITION

GAY GUY?




This throws my income up!

I am just trying to clear up my head from the sex scene, it’s horrible behavior… first there is dominance we need to count it down… then we got rape type of behavior that’s the moment in which tge owner of the hole doesn’t want pipes in the hole.


First of all this hole wss made for dicks, you piece of fucking meat. Go fucked up is this boner neat gets inserted in meat, double edged fucked up.

Comedy: I Have

 By DeYtH Banger



Oh come on… come in “I have”. My best tip on the market for old people is to start killing themselves, first there is going to be a sudden boost in the economy, second of all we … the whole nation doesn’t want such type of weight bothering around… without having anything to do … out of bwing home… lazy… sleeping… consuming… and walking…. And lazy… such dumb cunts need to start digging their own graves. Why… God doesn’t give a call not to tge good guys, but to the bad guys, bad breath and the list goes on and on.

We need more cancer pantients… this is going to represent humans, how much immoral they are. We are definetly not even… I am home Having fun and as for you… you are here and wasting your tine around shitty shit.




GET A FUCKING LIFE
GET A FUCKING LIFE






Some parents need some motivation… go outside start looking around, go in your bathroom give a thought.. to pass by… here is what. There were pleny chances you to be a reason for a global warming and pollutions… but look you are standing now here … fully grown man.. adult… being and eating… consuming… using and watching shit. There were high chances to be flushed in to the toilet with two steps plan…




1) Jerk Off
2) Press A Button
3) Gone



To go into the sink
(-similar steps and here-)

To go outside in a container for rubbish… think about it… when you enter there you don’t have social circle, high status and even any types of chances the truth is that you are wipe out… or let’s see sports ruin sperm… this groin protection doesn’t help and your genes are going drastically be wiped out…




SORRY BUT
PIECE OF SHIT LIKE YOU
DOESN’T NEED TO CONTINUE IT’S FAMILY TREE



And as the story goes the soul goes up and the body… is a shell. Look in the mirror say “My father needs to learn use condoms"… basically the mental structure is that you are not a capable human being and it’s his fault that you are here and punishing yourself.




OKAY I DON’T CARE
GRAB A DICK… SUCK IT… FUCK IT
I DON’T GIVE A FUCK AND LITTLE



I still prefer a book than a mom… full of shit… I am thinking about it… I don’t need another survivor in home… all these survivor fucks to go get their medals… money… rewards and shove them right in their asses. Right now watching productive and creative shit my motto is



"DON’T TELL
DON’T SAY”



I need a break from the whole podcast thing… I just can’t get the ideas of some podcasts.. I think that their a good choice, Until I reach a point in which I am like




FUCK ME
FUCK ‘EM





And I move on the next show, life is like that move up shit… you move up… you go forward…

Fuck mouth raoe, physical interrogation… physical escalation forcefull… force… Just fuck it as for Max go grab a dick… your body needs sone semen. This here loop hole puts me in question… how much bothers and sisters… were lost in creating me… flushed? On A Condom..  in a car seat… in the bathroom.. in a hotel… into a new appartment… into a rented room… into a woman’s mouth. I mean does a value… inner… and outter game value gets lost when a hot bitch ears cum… eats semen, I got into this loop it’s fucked up …




YOU WON’T CUT OFF A CHILD INTO SLICES AND EAT IT

BUT YOUVARE READY TO DIGEST AND FUCK WITH SEMEN

THEN YOU ASK ABOUT SYNDROMES AND PHOBIAS AND STRESS AND BEING AFRAID

LOOK OUTSIDE THE WORLD… ISN’T IT PRETTY FUCKED UP.… TODAY I FOUND OUT MY PARENTS WERE WRONG ABOUT THE WHOLE SHIT SHICH THEY WERE TELLING SINCE I WAS 1 YEAR OLD KID.. AND NOW I AM NOW ANGRY

Comedy: Your Problem?

 By DeYtH Banger



Look your problem is that you can’t learn and repeat… learn and apply… didn’t you learn anything in life?
Learn  and repeat… repeat… remember and repeat 12 years of school and you are now at level don’t seeing the essence of the whole golden shitty thing?
Raping isn’t a bad process, it’s natural game… it’s how kids come to earth… alpha behavior, alpha style. If you are thinking about getting rape it means you gonna survive, it’s survival instinct.




How about being fat?
Great and fuck all beta males who are against speakers who “speak forever”. Today I invited bunch of friends, they said their busy… they care as much as much I use a book to wipe out my ass. Rejection is another cool example of natural game, if you get rejection few times in row, it’s tine to give a thought about your genes pool. I am using more social media so to have proper manner with masturbating, if you are here to judge me… go get few holes in your face… it won’t make you feel great but it sure it does… going to make my day.


Dating, attraction, seduction, pick up, straight game… love everything on this it has expired…  I don’t know about your list, because I am selfish fuck. Look in the mirror, do you see the inner freak… that’s u… look in the mirror… feel free to get embarrassed and angry and mad… the truth is that you are not capable of serious ship, you are fucked up.




I AM SIMPLE MAN



I don’t have any complex words in my vocabulary it makes me average man. I am fucking poor average man, I am emotional eater… I eat more whilevI am sad abd angry.



“I am depressed… and stressed…”

Okay… okay..fuck you fucking asocial bitch, just go and get friends and get people with which you can fuck around, is it so difficult?




I HATE LIARS
AND
SINNERS


LET’S SEE YOUR FUCKING WORKSHOP… LET’S SEE IT!