Jokes From C (BJ's Life #4) by DeYtH Banger (best reads of all time txt) 📖

By DeYtH Banger




“Ah"… "Hah"… "durrr"… "Wow”.. “lol” all those comments convey useless action. Yesterday I go out there… all fir you… I did it for you… I went out there and started talking to girls… it went as far as my lay talk mode social experiment… I kinda got insulted… right in the back.. with hit from a bat…



SO MY GENES ARE SOCIAL EXPERIMENT
MY LIFE IS THE BIGGEST JOKE




I convey calmness and being in state of positive as for my other friends and relatives they convey the toxic society… that’s how far my people have gotten. I tried once to piss over a obituary… it went as far as failure… I have fail that mission. I stop people and insult them, this tip of ice went as far as people taking irlt as my authentic self + being a nice clear compliment. I was ironic and sarcastic this feature went as far people thinking I am nice to them… but the bigger picture is the joke is on them.

I hate toxic people mainly because… most of sleepless nights are from those fucks… I hate love and being calm it makes me nerves and angrybonce that in action nothing more than a futuristic movie with nude photos getting a wank. Yesterday I had the great privillige to go and insult people who I know… it went as far as those insults becoming their daily manifestations, so far dead is rolling…
I hate friends and cockroaches mainly because they should convey you being secure and havibg support but most tines from the cliff edge nothing more than a sheer levels of dissapointment are lurking, I am not funny… I am just me okay?




Over confident
Over domminant
Over selective
And yes
Beta male… I  am for beta males
I am for people who are socially fucked up as for all other social communities my opinion is grab a hairy cock and put it in your mouth.


I said to a old woman “Come on.. die bitch!” Man are theory animals as for women they are emotional… I lile critics… I like movies and songs getting sins… it just makes my fucking day. Just give a thought to this… just think about it… go into the mirror… and say “Wad up ugly fuck?”, girls are just like condoms… they also in the bar and in the club are left in frontbof the man bathroom. I have hobbies… I study basic levels of human comminication… in one conversation.. conflict and negativity are needed so to get printed in the mind… let’s not forget lower self-images makes high chances to make somebody more fuckable… also I just discovered that I am good guy…



Not nice guy… but good guy… A fucking good guy… do you know what stats says about good guys?
They don’t fuck… they fucking don’t fuck we are not spinning around another useless mind fuck theory… we are just saying that the borderline is a good guy is just there… cock covered… emotions covered…





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Sounds like a description of person who is a girl leverage… you feel bad… come here… I WON’T FUCK YOU… I AM SURE AS HELL I AM NOT GAY, BUT MY FATHER WAS… HE WAS A GAY… I AM TALKING IN PAST TENSE… BECAUSE I WANT SHOW OFF OF HPW GOOD I AM WITH GRAMMAR A QUALITY WHICH YOUR LIFE IS MISSING… A PAGE WHICH HAS BEEN CUT



It makes depress to read stats… so Now I am doing follow up of the whole scenario, I am reading a book  about suicide… how far I have gotten… mhm… up to methods and ways…




SUCESS WITH WOMEN
IT’S LIKE THEATHER PRACTICE OF SCRIPT
YOU ALWAYS NEED TO FLIP THE SCRIPT + TO MEMORIZE SOME BULLSHIT… JUST IN CASE…
JUST IN FUCKING CASE




What I see in the morning it’s a dildo in my father ass + desparate look on my face… so sad make up got wasted.

 By DeYtH Banger


If somebody tries to rape me, he is definetly out of style. Most cases lower value guys fuck high status guy the difference is the years of experience.

When i walk up to a set my mindset is “I totally hate myself”, right here… right now this is congruency.


OKAY OKAY
REWARD THE FUCKING BITCH

My teacher is throwing jokes, oh how pathetic this is… he is such a shit now asking me “why I didn’t said  early in the discussion?” Because it’s 1on1?… Because I am shy bitch?


Nobody is really feeling miserable in the bar, disco or club… I want to see a dude who is miserable… who is fucking horrible inner feeling… I am going to pay to watch this shit.


PRAY TO GOD
RAPE ALL VIRGINS

 By DeYtH Banger


Oh god… grab a dick… and start sucking it… fucking start sucking it… because first of all you suck and second of all why are you going so fast to hear the second thing, isn’t it enough for you the first.


Okay, okay… here is the truth… I started few new books, I promised to others to start soon reading other books + to do other exercises, I promised also to myself to start watching tv shows and movies… soon enough and let’s not be harsh on myself… I also planned tp finishing few movies, comedy specials and tv series.… still more to go… How fo I create comedy and always have something new to say?

1) I have a brain
2) I use it
3) I apply listening skill
4) I apply reading skill
5) I apply watching skill


I just absorb data and start fucking around with it… Now I am reading The Rape of The Mind, it’s all about brainwashing and mind control… making people feel guilty from nothing and believing into lies… HOW COOL IS THAT?





The story follows from Nazi era… so good luck going there… let’s start fucking around with heroism concept, new norm to moron… oh wow… facebook now look I got blocked for posting and spreading  around nazi content… how fucked up is that?


Today I went beta… male with main state… don’t be confident… don’t be obnoxious, don’t fun… interesting… don’t be bad… oh god really… And now oh my god… god fucking me… that’s right poop from the belly of a bear… I was thinking about what to say… how to say it and I even started practice negative… outcome independed and why you don’t start fucking me in the ass because I am not sure what am I… homo or hetorosexual… because I deeply don’t feel anytype of capability of reproducing….




What’s with anniverssary, marriage.. valentime day and all other shitty holidays each day…




FUCKING EACH YEAR THEY ARE SAYING I AM ALONE
SORRY GOD… WHEN YOU CREATED ME… GOD CREATED FEW GRAMMATICAL ERROS AND FEW SPELL ERROS… THIS IS NOTHING MORE LIKE A MORONICAL GOD TRYING TO FUCK WITH FINITIVE SPECIES.





What’s with body language… nehative content and bad/rude behavior?

What’s wrong with thise people, or let’s face it… nothing more makes my day than to read a book woth title: Hating everyone, starting with me by Joan Rivers. I hate to watch tge same movies to read the same books… because my reproduce day soon is going to come semen out of the pipe… hammered bitch swallows ice cream…



OH GOD I AM SO BAD WITH METHAPHORS!



When a male has a deeper desire to fuck somebody is it as near as look men … it’s semen time… I am going to try the mode: “It’s Reproduce"…

Oh god ignorant people and fucks nothing more than … I am not and for there… Nowadays when I talk to people I think about raping them and fucking them over… screwing up their mind over and killing their whole character… starting from ego upto finishimg the final form.

I hate people, because few times I lost in building social circle… they were nice until… ummm.. their vibe was "fuck you… you ain’t anymore interesting…”
… so that’s why I hate social circle.

 By DeYtH Banger


Now I am watching anxiety buster, I finished pimp dating program, also I am watching flawless natural and the deepest thought which I have ever had…


WILL I PASS THIS EXAM WITH
D
…

AT LEAST GET SOMEWHERE
I AM NOT FIGHTING FOR ACE BUT FOR D
…

I WANT ONE GIRL TO FUCK… TO LOSE VIRGNITY AND DO THE TYPICAL BULLSHIT… BUT THE MORE POTENTIAL I HAVE THE MORE WORSE IT GETS
…



I know facts… I know information.. I know stuff about brain washing… manipulating… I like binging tv shows and movies… I like comedy and I have went as far…



WHEN THIS FUCKING MOVIE ENDING?
IS THERE HAPPY END?
WILL I KILL MYSELF
WHEN?
WHERE?
WHY AM I FUCKING SCARED… I AM NOT RUNNING LIKE SCHMUCK AND BEING NOT SERIOUS WITH CHALLENGES OF LIFE… I JUST GOT ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT CONTENT… I WANT TO GO HOME AND JUST BE NORMAL… LIKE THE MOVIES… YOU WAKE UP AND YOU REALIZE YOU HAD BAD NIGHMARE… I HOPE THIS STORY DOES NOT IT FINDS IT PLOT AROUND THE STEPHEN KING CRAZY… MENTAL INSANE STORIES.




I watched and finished plenny of infields of dating, pleny of dating programs… I mean products… I finished reading Tao of BadAss and Mystery Method and I have watched youtube videos of how to pick up women as so far I am thinking about… suicide… when I am going to put the theory in practice.




- Drug Overdrose
- Alcohol poising
- Pill poising
- Slicing veins
- Jumping from a bridge
- Death from sleep
- Forgetting to breath (method)




Or whatever… Just to put negs… push pull… teases… and all other bullshit concepts into practice, when I kill myself… it’s more overly it’s leading… it’s