Jokes From C (BJ's Life #4) by DeYtH Banger (best reads of all time txt) 📖

SUCKING MY COCK?
TO DON’T GO FUCK SLUTS?


Why we don’t play another game… much more cooler… stay there… when it’s 01:00 in the morning I am going to come… in your room naked… I am going take a chair and sit on the righ corner and start playing with my dick…

It makes me feel good after all such sick fuck like you is going remember me as the last thing he has saw in life. Comedy: Social Entry

 By DeYtH Banger


I went too far… I just went too far .. some lines shouldn’t be crossed… how THA fuck… people say a joke without even working on thecone-liner thing… punch line thing and the most important part body language.





I STILL GO INTO THE LONG STARE… ALSO KNOWN AS STATE… OF STARING.. . OVERTHINKING

STARING

…

I CALL THIS LEVEL THE CORKY FUCK




Wonders…

It really gets to my attention why people like old folks… aka dead folks… don’t die?


I mean… why they don’t have inside them… a chop of self-hatred, self-disgust, self-destruction behavior?


Or if it even possible massive mood changes… it’s total instant killer.





“From where my material is comming?”

- From the air (looking into the sky/celing)… (pointing finger… above)… the FUCKER who lives in the sky… sends me emails.




YOUUU… WANNA KNOW WHAT I KNOW ABOUT GOD?

HE IS A FUCKED UP.. SCREW UP PERSON… THIS IS WHY I PRAY IN THE NIGHT FOR TO PLAY WITH MY DICK… I KNOW HIS ROUTINES… TYPICAL CHILD MOLESTER



When got doesn’t kill or doesn’t get any down there Sacrafices… from his flesh bacteria friends..… he starts rapeing, killing and even molesting children.

Religion is tge only subject… which has a voice .. bit people can’t question it… and no strong arguments have been shown on the table of the believers. So see believers as people who run life with a placebo effect…

Down here the folks  are corrupted so does and God
After all we were created in his image and likeness.



WARNING… WARNING



If you have kids start killing them… making them into soup +50 dollars more you get for per child… making them suicidal… ruining their lifes trying to influence them into taking the worst path in their life…

It’s a deal of 150 dollars per child…


Don’t worry…
Do your thing we already monitor social media accounts - Facebook, twitter, YouTube, Google Plus, Instragram and etc… also and your computer desktop and camera we have access to and soon enough and to your memories



DON’T FEEL SORRY… PUT A CHIP UNDER YOUR SKIN AND YOU GONNA GET 500 DOLLARS FOR PER CHILD



“Excuse me… lady… with this cigar in your hand you look like a street SLUT.”

“Oh god… stop talking… I can see cigar which is burning … that’s a fire…   THAT’S A FUCKING FIRE… it’s time to put it off.”

“Him: Oh so you are joking?
Me: Yes
Him: But next time this down people won’t be joking
Me: So you don’t have a life?
Miserable security prick.. your colleague… said that their no rules”

Comedy: Is Here

 By DeYtH Banger


Here is the thing… schmucks

I am:

- Arrogant
- Brutal
- Mean
- Witty



YOUR OPINION ABOIT ME IS 99% BULLSHIT 1% TYPICAL FORM OF JEALOUSY


So BITCHES get out… take photos of how people are:

- Kissing
- Fucking
- Licking
- Playing
- Teasing
- Talking

Go home  … go on the internet do your research…


BAG OF BETA MALES FUCKERS


BETA FUCKS HATE CLOWNS WHEN START MAKING JOKES ON THEM

So once I was joking with new people who I met the jokes at first were on me… then it came to them.. messing around all of them.

IT WAS LIKE MIX SET OF FUCKERS… GIRLS AND BOYS… I WENT SO FAR THAT RED EYES AND SMILE COULD BE SPOT… THEY WANTED MY JOKES TO BE ON ME


BUT SORRY SICK PRICK…  IT’S AIN’T HAPLENING


In this world in which we live there are

- Natural guys (People who just know… how to do it ..)

- Manipulators  (Manipulative fucks.. .who stay hours… days… weeks in studying how to seduce, escalate, impress, express… and so many other things)

As for me… I like too see myself as the guy who wants to get inside by using the back door… and so far zero wasted time.

Comedy: Thoughts

 by DeYtH Banger


Some fuckers aren’t lucky like other people… some people have the same thoughts repeated thousand times… such people like this one are good for a  one role… no pleny dialogue…


COME ON
COME ON FUCKER
WE HEARD THIS STORY 1000 TIMES… WE KNOW THE END… THE BEGINNING AND THE MIDDLE… HOW ABOUT INSTALLING A NEW ENQUIPMENT IN YOUR MIND


First of all don’t cherish such bummers,
Second of all pray to go this fuckers do die
Thrid in the name of the sport go and kick a cop… he is nor smart than this fuckers which I pointed as in the first place… kick this bummer and you gonna get something like a  2 months subscription for the cinema…


Thoughts at first place can be fucked up.. can be negative… positive… bad… good… it doesn’t matter… disgusting… sick…. it doesn’t pay so much after all.


I LIKE WHEN I GO OUT AND SEE NERD WATCHING GIRLS WHO ARE MORE COOLER THAN THEM… MORE HOT THAN THEM… I LIKE THE WAY THIS DILDOS ARE GETTING SWEATY… NERVES… GETTING BLUSH

I LIKE THAT… 
MY OPINION ABOUT SUCH SITUATIONS IS THAT THIS PEOPLE ARE TAKING NON-SSTOP PICTURES OF THIS GIRLS IN THE THEIR HEAD


AND ONCE THEIR HOME THEY GO TO THE BEST PORN SITE AND START TYPING EVERYTHING WHICH THEY ARE MISSING IN THEIR LIFE


It’s great that in this world in which we live that we can see such pricks lurking around… I mean…. after all this guys are feeling more guilty than others… are more depressed… are more worried… I am more shy and have more thoughts for ending their life.


IT LOOKS LIKE THIS DOPE NERDS GOT FREE TICKETS FOR THE ROLLER COASTER


Let’s look it for real by seeing and such people living in our world… people like me… get higher in the market… for mating…

Comedy: (Punch Lines)

 By DeYtH Banger

Beg biatch… THAT’S WHAT I DO WHEN MY MOTHER GET ON HER KNEES

Suicide… in the name of the sport kill yourself… it’s great thing it needs commitment… action… IT’S SO BIG STEP THAT YOUR MIND AND BODY CAN’T FACE IT

Final resolution Fuckers.. . GO GET A GIN AND SHOOT YOURSELF… IF THERE IS GOING TO BE FUNERAL… Put more food.. .That’s the moment When I am going to come.


Good morning… evening and night trash cans… how is your mom? We had a great time yesterday!

Why you don’t try to shut your mouth… because life sucks and ad for you… you are going so far levels in life that you feel honor in sucking dicks.


Good Nigh, Fuckers… Are you happy? How is your day?

DON’T ANSWER… DON’T ANSWER IT’S BORING TOPIC AND SO FAR ANSWERS ARE JUST THE BULLSHIT STORY YOU KEEP TELLING YOURSELF


I know why you are here… I know very well… you feel miserable… you don’t have the guts… in real life you see yourself as a brilliant master… but in reality you are a trash. Nothing special about you and about you and about you…

GO AND kick the shit out of your mom… don’t worry this bitch deserves it.

Comedy: (Punch Lines) 1

by DeYtH Banger

 

 

 

Everyone who gets offended by now or later… go and suck a dick for a Christmas.. . Wank your dick or if you don’t have wank a dick of stranger.



I know it kills you inside… but

STOP EATING YOU ALL FAT FUCKS




The difference between you two

(1) Fat
(2) SLIM

The (1) is too expensive and (2) is cheap. So look fucks… I am not searching for a woman who make me poor, to destroy me home with her weigh (depression) and I am not planning soon visiting and corrupted doctors.

If you get offended here is the thing kill your kid… Show love to God…

SACRAFICE
SACRAFICE

Comedy: Failure