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word about money?
Higgins
Throwing the book aside and marching down on Doolittle with a poser. What else did you come for?
Doolittle
Sweetly. Well, what would a man come for? Be human, governor.
Higgins
Disarmed. Alfred: did you put her up to it?
Doolittle
So help me, Governor, I never did. I take my Bible oath I aināt seen the girl these two months past.
Higgins
Then how did you know she was here?
Doolittle
āMost musical, most melancholy.ā Iāll tell you, Governor, if youāll only let me get a word in. Iām willing to tell you. Iām wanting to tell you. Iām waiting to tell you.
Higgins
Pickering: this chap has a certain natural gift of rhetoric. Observe the rhythm of his native woodnotes wild. āIām willing to tell you: Iām wanting to tell you: Iām waiting to tell you.ā Sentimental rhetoric! Thatās the Welsh strain in him. It also accounts for his mendacity and dishonesty.
Pickering
Oh, please, Higgins: Iām west country myself. To Doolittle. How did you know the girl was here if you didnāt send her?
Doolittle
It was like this, Governor. The girl took a boy in the taxi to give him a jaunt. Son of her landlady, he is. He hung about on the chance of her giving him another ride home. Well, she sent him back for her luggage when she heard you was willing for her to stop here. I met the boy at the corner of Long Acre and Endell Street.
Higgins
Public house. Yes?
Doolittle
The poor manās club, Governor: why shouldnāt I?
Pickering
Do let him tell his story, Higgins.
Doolittle
He told me what was up. And I ask you, what was my feelings and my duty as a father? I says to the boy, āYou bring me the luggage,ā I saysā ā
Pickering
Why didnāt you go for it yourself?
Doolittle
Landlady wouldnāt have trusted me with it, Governor. Sheās that kind of woman: you know. I had to give the boy a penny afore he trusted me with it, the little swine. I brought it to her just to oblige you like, and make myself agreeable. Thatās all.
Higgins
How much luggage?
Doolittle
Musical instrument, Governor. A few pictures, a trifle of jewelry, and a birdcage. She said she didnāt want no clothes. What was I to think from that, Governor? I ask you as a parent what was I to think?
Higgins
So you came to rescue her from worse than death, eh?
Doolittle
Appreciatively: relieved at being understood. Just so, Governor. Thatās right.
Pickering
But why did you bring her luggage if you intended to take her away?
Doolittle
Have I said a word about taking her away? Have I now?
Higgins
Determinedly. Youāre going to take her away, double quick. He crosses to the hearth and rings the bell.
Doolittle
Rising. No, Governor. Donāt say that. Iām not the man to stand in my girlās light. Hereās a career opening for her, as you might say; andā ā
Alfred opens the door and awaits orders.
Higgins
Mrs. Pearce: this is Elizaās father. He has come to take her away. Give her to him. He goes back to the piano, with an air of washing his hands of the whole affair.
Doolittle
No. This is a misunderstanding. Listen hereā ā
Mrs. Pearce
He canāt take her away, Mr. Higgins: how can he? You told me to burn her clothes.
Doolittle
Thatās right. I canāt carry the girl through the streets like a blooming monkey, can I? I put it to you.
Higgins
You have put it to me that you want your daughter. Take your daughter. If she has no clothes go out and buy her some.
Doolittle
Desperate. Whereās the clothes she come in? Did I burn them or did your missus here?
Mrs. Pearce
I am the housekeeper, if you please. I have sent for some clothes for your girl. When they come you can take her away. You can wait in the kitchen. This way, please.
Doolittle, much troubled, accompanies her to the door; then hesitates; finally turns confidentially to Higgins.
Doolittle
Listen here, Governor. You and me is men of the world, aināt we?
Higgins
Oh! Men of the world, are we? Youād better go, Mrs. Pearce.
Mrs. Pearce
I think so, indeed, sir. She goes, with dignity.
Pickering
The floor is yours, Mr. Doolittle.
Doolittle
To Pickering. I thank you, Governor. To Higgins, who takes refuge on the piano bench, a little overwhelmed by the proximity of his visitor; for Doolittle has a professional flavor of dust about him. Well, the truth is, Iāve taken a sort of fancy to you, Governor; and if you want the girl, Iām not so set on having her back home again but what I might be open to an arrangement. Regarded in the light of a young woman, sheās a fine handsome girl. As a daughter sheās not worth her keep; and so I tell you straight. All I ask is my rights as a father; and youāre the last man alive to expect me to let her go for nothing; for I can see youāre one of the straight sort, Governor. Well, whatās a five pound note to you? And whatās Eliza to me? He returns to his chair and sits down judicially.
Pickering
I think you ought to know, Doolittle, that Mr. Higginsās intentions are entirely honorable.
Doolittle
Course they are, Governor. If I thought they wasnāt, Iād ask fifty.
Higgins
Revolted. Do you mean to say, you callous rascal, that you would sell your daughter for 50 pounds?
Doolittle
Not in a general way I wouldnāt; but to oblige a gentleman like you Iād do a good deal, I do assure you.
Pickering
Have you no morals, man?
Doolittle
Unabashed. Canāt afford them, Governor. Neither could you if you was as poor as me. Not that I mean any harm, you know. But if Liza is going to have a bit out of this, why not me too?
Higgins
Troubled. I donāt know what to do, Pickering. There can be no question that as a matter
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