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to hide her face from them.
Bill
Sneering after her. Naow, it warnāt enough for you. Turning to the drum, he misses the money. Ellow! If you aināt took it summun else az. Wereās it gorn? Blame me if Jenny Ill didnāt take it arter all!
Rummy
Screaming at him from the loft. You lie, you dirty blackguard! Snobby Price pinched it off the drum wen āe took ap iz cap. I was ap āere all the time anā see āim do it.
Bill
Wot! Stowl maw money! Waw didnāt you call thief on him, you silly old mucker you?
Rummy
To serve you aht for āittin me acrost the face. Itās cost yāpahnd, that az. Raising a paean of squalid triumph. I done you. Iām even with you. Iāve ad it aht oā yā ā. Bill snatches up Shirleyās mug and hurls it at her. She slams the loft door and vanishes. The mug smashes against the door and falls in fragments.
Bill
Beginning to chuckle. Tell us, ole man, wot oāclock this morrun was it wen āim as they call Snobby Prawce was sived?
Barbara
Turning to him more composedly, and with unspoiled sweetness. About half past twelve, Bill. And he pinched your pound at a quarter to two. I know. Well, you canāt afford to lose it. Iāll send it to you.
Bill
His voice and accent suddenly improving. Not if I was to starve for it. I aināt to be bought.
Shirley
Aināt you? Youād sell yourself to the devil for a pint oā beer; ony there aināt no devil to make the offer.
Bill
Unshamed. So I would, mate, and often āav, cheerful. But she cawnāt buy me. Approaching Barbara. You wanted my soul, did you? Well, you aināt got it.
Barbara
I nearly got it, Bill. But weāve sold it back to you for ten thousand pounds.
Shirley
And dear at the money!
Barbara
No, Peter: it was worth more than money.
Bill
Salvationproof. Itās no good: you cawnāt get rahnd me nah. I donāt blieve in it; and Iāve seen today that I was right. Going. So long, old soupkitchener! Ta, ta, Major Earlās Grendorter! Turning at the gate. Wot prawce Selvytion nah? Snobby Prawce! Ha! ha!
Barbara
Offering her hand. Goodbye, Bill.
Bill
Taken aback, half plucks his cap off then shoves it on again defiantly. Git aht. Barbara drops her hand, discouraged. He has a twinge of remorse. But thetās aw rawt, you knaow. Nathink pasnl. Naow mellice. So long, Judy. He goes.
Barbara
No malice. So long, Bill.
Shirley
Shaking his head. You make too much of him, miss, in your innocence.
Barbara
Going to him. Peter: Iām like you now. Cleaned out, and lost my job.
Shirley
Youāve youth an hope. Thatās two better than me. Thatās hope for you.
Barbara
Iāll get you a job, Peter, the youth will have to be enough for me. She counts her money. I have just enough left for two teas at Lockharts, a Rowton doss for you, and my tram and bus home. He frowns and rises with offended pride. She takes his arm. Donāt be proud, Peter: itās sharing between friends. And promise me youāll talk to me and not let me cry. She draws him towards the gate.
Shirley
Well, Iām not accustomed to talk to the like of youā ā
Barbara
Urgently. Yes, yes: you must talk to me. Tell me about Tom Paineās books and Bradlaughās lectures. Come along.
Shirley
Ah, if you would only read Tom Paine in the proper spirit, miss! They go out through the gate together.
Act III
Next day after lunch Lady Britomart is writing in the library in Wilton Crescent. Sarah is reading in the armchair near the window. Barbara, in ordinary dress, pale and brooding, is on the settee. Charley Lomax enters. Coming forward between the settee and the writing table, he starts on seeing Barbara fashionably attired and in low spirits.
Lomax Youāve left off your uniform! Barbara says nothing; but an expression of pain passes over her face. Lady Britomart Warning him in low tones to be careful. Charles! Lomax Much concerned, sitting down sympathetically on the settee beside Barbara. Iām awfully sorry, Barbara. You know I helped you all I could with the concertina and so forth. Momentously. Still, I have never shut my eyes to the fact that there is a certain amount of tosh about the Salvation Army. Now the claims of the Church of Englandā ā Lady Britomart Thatās enough, Charles. Speak of something suited to your mental capacity. Lomax But surely the Church of England is suited to all our capacities. Barbara Pressing his hand. Thank you for your sympathy, Cholly. Now go and spoon with Sarah. Lomax Rising and going to Sarah. How is my ownest today? Sarah I wish you wouldnāt tell Cholly to do things, Barbara. He always comes straight and does them. Cholly: weāre going to the works at Perivale St. Andrews this afternoon. Lomax What works? Sarah The cannon works. Lomax What! Your governorās shop! Sarah Yes. Lomax Oh I say! Cusins enters in poor condition. He also starts visibly when he sees Barbara without her uniform. Barbara I expected you this morning, Dolly. Didnāt you guess that? Cusins Sitting down beside her. Iām sorry. I have only just breakfasted. Sarah But weāve just finished lunch. Barbara Have you had one of your bad nights? Cusins No: I had rather a good night: in fact, one of the most remarkable nights I have ever passed. Barbara The meeting? Cusins No: after the meeting. Lady Britomart You should have gone to bed after the meeting. What were you doing? Cusins Drinking. Lady Britomart Adolphus! Sarah Dolly! Barbara Dolly! Lomax Oh I say! Lady Britomart What were you drinking, may I ask? Cusins A most devilish kind of Spanish burgundy, warranted free from added alcohol: a Temperance burgundy in fact. Its richness in natural alcohol made any addition superfluous. Barbara Are you joking,Free ebook Ā«Major Barbara George Bernard Shaw (crime books to read txt) šĀ» - read online now
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