Siete minutos by Ismael Camacho Arango (the little red hen read aloud TXT) 📖

FAT PROFESSOR
Who was the chess champion in 1926?
CHUCHO
Jose Raul Casablanca.
HOMER
Who won the boxing championship in the same year?
CHUCHO
Jack Dempsey.
EVERYBODY
AHHHHHHHH!
FERNY
Tell me who won the Derby at Epsom in 1956?

CHUCHO
Lavandin.
PROFESSOR GREER
What is the square and cubic root of 1.085?
CHUCHO
The square root is 32.94, and the cubic root is 10.28.
FERNY
What is the highest mountain in the world?
CHUCHO
Mount Everest. It is 8.848 meters high.
FERNEY
How tiring!
PROFESSOR GREER
You don’t have a sailor here, but a calculator.
FAT PROFESSOR
He’s marvellous.
THIN PROFESSOR
He should be in the Academy of Science.
HOMER
Thank you very much, Chucho. You can go now.
Chucho bows.
CHUCHO
Yes, Sir.
Chucho leaves the scene.
HOMER
What do you think about him?
EVERYBODY
He’s a genius.
THIN PROFESSOR
Where did you find such a brain?

FAT PROFESSOR
He should be the director of the Academy of science.
FERNY
He’s as intelligent as he’s ugly.
FIFI
He has sex appeal.
THIN PROFESSOR
He could be from anywhere in the world.
PROFESSOR GREER
I can’t believe he’s so intelligent.
FERNY
They say ugly men are very clever. It must have a limit.