Siete minutos by Ismael Camacho Arango (the little red hen read aloud TXT) 📖

THIN PROFESSOR
He has passed the limit in this case. That face has a price.
PROFESSOR GREER
It’s a contrast with Ferny’s beauty. It is beauty and the beast.
FAT PROPHESOR
He reminds me of a film.
FERNY
Don’t go on talking or I’ll faint.
A sailor comes in with a glass on a tray.
PROFESSOR GREER
Here is your drink.
FERNY
I want my water of yellow flowers.
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EXT. LUXURIOUS YACHT- EVENING
HOMER
Do you think Chucho is super intelligent?
EVERYBODY
Yes.
HOMER
Chucho is a chimpanzee.
EVERYBODY
What?????
FAT PROFESSOR
A chimpanzee?
THIN PROFESSOR
A chimpanzee?
PROFESSOR GREER
A chimpanzee?
WOMAN
A chimpanzee?
FIFI
I believe you, my darling.
FERNEY
He’s a chimp. How boring!
HOMER
Here comes Chucho again.
The sailor appears wearing a swimming costume. He is a chimpanzee, who shaves his face in the morning like anyone else. Ferny faints in Professor Greer’s arms.
FAT PROFESSOR
It must be the devil.
HOMER
You can go now, Chucho.
Chucho leaves the scene after vowing.
PROFESSOR GREER
Where did you find such a genius?
FIFI
He might be an Antioqueno in disguise.
HOMER.
He’s a chimpanzee and he’s at your disposition if you want to study him. He
works for nothing and likes to eat soap after blowing bubbles.

PROFESSOR GREER
It isn’t bad. He works for a box of soap a day. Have you offered him aguardiente?

HOMER
He doesn’t like the smell.