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AjatashatruAnshumanAshwatthamaAnus to the stand."
(the Dr. takes the stand)
MR. CHILDS
"Now Dr. AjatashatruAnshumanAshwatthama, did I get that right?"
THE DOCTOR
"No. It's AjatashatruAnshumanAshwatthamaAnus. You left out the anus
MR. CHILDS
"Okay, then Dr. A - is it true that you are a world renown Onychomycosis specialist who has
studied over a million feet, maybe a billion, in
your native India?"
THE DOCTOR
"Very truly I am the world's greatest Onychomycosisist."
MR. CHILDS
"Now, from your location, can you tell if this toe is Distal Subungual Onychomycosis or Proximal Subungual Onychomycosis?"
THE DOCTOR
"I'm not sure."
(Childs points to the toe of the next juror)
MR. CHILDS
"Exhibit two your Honor. How about this one?"
THE DOCTOR
"I'm not sure."
(Childs continues down the line pointing to each toe in succession and getting the same answer from Dr. A)
MR. CHILDS
"Ladies and gentlemen let it be shown that even Dr. AjatashatruAnshumanAshwatthamaAnu,
A world-renowned specialist in Onychomycosis could not determine the specific type of toenail fungus on any of the jurors.
Let me ask you then, what do you expect out of a carpenter?
Also, let the record reflect my client's disappointment that the juror has been stacked with Onychomycosisists."
(the trial concludes and the jury returns)
JUDGE PYLOT
"Have you reached a verdict?"
JUROR FOREMAN
"Yes, we have your Honor. We the jury find the defendant guilty."
(the courtroom erupts)
JUDGE PYLOT
"Defendant please rise. The jury having found you guilty of a hate crime."
(the juror foreman rises)
JUROR FOREMAN
"No your Honor, we find him guilty of practicing medicine without license."
JUDGE PYLOT
"The jury finding you guilty of the crime of practicing medicine without a license, I hereby on behalf of the AMA sentence you to ten years in prison where you will no longer be able to harm the Onychomycosisistic community."
JESUS
"Forgive them Father for they no not what they do."
"Beam me up Dad!"
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(the Dr. takes the stand)
MR. CHILDS
"Now Dr. AjatashatruAnshumanAshwatthama, did I get that right?"
THE DOCTOR
"No. It's AjatashatruAnshumanAshwatthamaAnus. You left out the anus
MR. CHILDS
"Okay, then Dr. A - is it true that you are a world renown Onychomycosis specialist who has
studied over a million feet, maybe a billion, in
your native India?"
THE DOCTOR
"Very truly I am the world's greatest Onychomycosisist."
MR. CHILDS
"Now, from your location, can you tell if this toe is Distal Subungual Onychomycosis or Proximal Subungual Onychomycosis?"
THE DOCTOR
"I'm not sure."
(Childs points to the toe of the next juror)
MR. CHILDS
"Exhibit two your Honor. How about this one?"
THE DOCTOR
"I'm not sure."
(Childs continues down the line pointing to each toe in succession and getting the same answer from Dr. A)
MR. CHILDS
"Ladies and gentlemen let it be shown that even Dr. AjatashatruAnshumanAshwatthamaAnu,
A world-renowned specialist in Onychomycosis could not determine the specific type of toenail fungus on any of the jurors.
Let me ask you then, what do you expect out of a carpenter?
Also, let the record reflect my client's disappointment that the juror has been stacked with Onychomycosisists."
(the trial concludes and the jury returns)
JUDGE PYLOT
"Have you reached a verdict?"
JUROR FOREMAN
"Yes, we have your Honor. We the jury find the defendant guilty."
(the courtroom erupts)
JUDGE PYLOT
"Defendant please rise. The jury having found you guilty of a hate crime."
(the juror foreman rises)
JUROR FOREMAN
"No your Honor, we find him guilty of practicing medicine without license."
JUDGE PYLOT
"The jury finding you guilty of the crime of practicing medicine without a license, I hereby on behalf of the AMA sentence you to ten years in prison where you will no longer be able to harm the Onychomycosisistic community."
JESUS
"Forgive them Father for they no not what they do."
"Beam me up Dad!"
END
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