I am not a gentleman by Harshavardhan C (top 100 books of all time checklist TXT) 📖

I can be a brand ambassador to any of your consumer products; and also as I am selected from India for participation in the most prestigious Miss Universe competition, and it will be both a status symbol; and also I will be useful for you for various ways”

“But I don’t have consumer products, nor I produce any lady garments or cosmetics you know my gentle lady? And I don’t believe in earning through glamour”

“But, don’t forget my feminine beauty and with perfect contours of keeping up my figure sir. I am sure nobody will excel me in beauty in this world, besides I am confident that I can entertain you”

“But how could you do that my gentle lady?”

“With my beauty and glamour I can take care of you and also show you the heaven of joy” She said and removed her clothes.

And now she appeared in swim suit. Her body was shining like glittering gold; and with her attractive blue eyes; and light rose colour lips; and the most exposed breast; and sizable record of her thighs that no man on the surface of the earth couldn’t take a chance to miss to see her at a glance from her top to bottom by wasting even a fraction of second by winking his eyes.

“Am I not looking sexy? Aren’t you fascinated by my beauty sir?” She moved one step ahead.

Now she was near to him at hand distance; and she assumed that he would hug and kiss her.

He just got up from his chair and raised his hand not to catch her but to slap her; however he threw her dress only at her face and controlled his emotions rather his anger towards her behaviour.

“I am sorry; please don’t mistake my rejection as an aversion towards sex”

She thought that he was feeling either shy or nervous, but now she took initiative and embraced him and kissed him.

He threw her out from him and slapped her. Her face turned to be sunset red from in light rose colour.

“I am sorry, in fact my first scrutiny for the post of secretary is that the aspirant must have conduct and character my gentle lady. In fact I have all praise and respects for the women; but contrary I found all reverses in you and that is why I have lost my temper” He opened his mind very clearly.

“So far I used to feel proud of my dazzling beauty, but for the first time I have understood what exactly the beauty means.

Beauty is not thrill, but it is sincerely a good feel in a pleasing heart. When people refer beauty, they always compare it with the goddess of beauty; but now on seeing your smartness, with commendable conduct and character, besides discipline and manners, I heart fully feel that you stand as one and only example for the God of beauty sir.

And truly I feel jealous about the woman who stole your heart and has been enjoying heaven of joy with you sir”

“Thank you for your compliments my dear young lady, but I don’t think I really deserve it at the age of fifty plus, being father of three children”

“My God, I can’t believe that you are really fifty plus sir? So far I have been under the impression that you are around thirty only. It is really great sir. Even the teenagers should learn so much from your principles and good habits. And I have no regrets for my failure in the interview, but I am really enlightened today by you sir. I whole heartedly thank you; and with your good lesson and wishes I am leaving quite pleasantly sir” She wished him and left his chambers.

In the meanwhile the HR head rushed in and conveyed his apologies to the chairman and MD for his belated arrival.

“We both are already experienced embarrassment and inconvenience because of your absence in the interview; and even if you say umpteen apologies now what is use? I hate people who do not have time sense. Anyway, take your seat and call the next” Mr. Gentleman said seriously.

The HR pressed the buzzer and the next candidate entered in.

“When have come to the venue my gentle lady?” The chairman asked her at once.

The HR head understood that the Chairman was not in good mood and he felt pity over the candidate.

She was not offered a chair and the moment she stepped into his chambers, she faced his question.

“Sir I have come exactly by 0900hrs” Though she was upset, but answered him confidently. “Okay, thanks, you can go” The chairman concluded.

“Sir” She was trying to draw his attention.

“I said it is over”

“But sir, you haven’t seen me at least” She said in doubt.

“Why are you suspecting me? The interview is only formal. I have seen everything about you in my lap top. I have perfect intelligence. Of course, I have learnt everything about the applicants from their LKG to till date; and even I can sense their future also”

“But how sir? You are neither an astrologer nor palmist” She raised her voice.

In fact she was hurt, and in bit of self- esteem, she challenged him rather irrespective of the result whatsoever it might be.

“I have interviewed you and you have answered me very frankly and quite honestly. That is why I said thanks and that’s all and your interview is over my gentle lady” He explained her politely.

She got up from the chair and thanked him for his compliments and opened the spring door to leave his chambers.

“But, I am sorry my dear young lady, don’t keep any hope, you have lost it”

“What sir?” She was perturbed and asked him at once.

“I am sorry to tell you that coming two hours in advance to Gentleman Towers only to attend my interview means you have unnecessarily wasted your precious time. It shows you have no time sense and time management” He explained her politely. “Go to hell” In reply she said and she looked at him seriously; and she left his chambers leaving the spring door rashly.

He smiled at her behaviour.

“It seems she is short tempered sir” The HR said.

“No, she is definitely hurt by my behaviour? In fact I was perturbed with the behaviour of the previous lady; and this poor lady came in wrong time, anyway her bad luck, call the next”

The next candidate was summoned.

One lady came in a skin tight jeans and a T shirt and she was sweating.

“Well my dear young and gentle lady, what great is there in you to consider you for the post?” The Chairman straight questioned her.

She took a chair; sat comfortably and touched up her face with a hanky wherever there were patches of sweating.

He was annoyed as there was no reply from her.

“Do you understand my question my gentle lady?” He raised his voice in irritation.

“Yes of course, I have very well understood your question sir. I have come by 350 cc motor sport’s bike. I am little tired; and to keep me feel comfort I have taken a little pause. Now I am ready to answer you sir. And as your good self asked about my greatness, I feel proud to reveal my records that I am Miss India; and I am the one and the only contestant selected from out of 290 participants from 29 states and 7 union territories of India to participate in the ensuing contest for Miss. World. Besides, I am an athlete and the women champion of All India universities; and now I am going to participate in the World Universities shortly. In addition to it, I am also a woman motor- racing champion of India, and I am going to participate in the world motor races shortly” She said with utmost confidence.

“Congratulations my dear young and dynamic lady and I wish you all the best for you, including your previous records, present performance, and also in the forth coming international events. And you better meet my finance manager for sponsorship if any from our GM Group of Companies”

“Sorry, I have not come for any donation or for your sponsorship, but I only come to attend the interview as per schedule. Perhaps you are using an imported car, which is only 2.4 million dollars, where as I am using imported sports bike, worth 3.6 million dollars, and for your kind information there is a much demand and big queue in both Bollywood and Hollywood, waiting for my call- sheets to act in their movies; but I have simply rejected their offers as I have to contest for the Miss. world title” She tried to cut him to size.

“Then what prompted you to apply for the post of personal secretary my gentle lady?” Then the HR head retaliated at once.

“Initially I thought it was a MNC company; and also a reputed one; and I presumed that if I am selected I would be taken as brand Ambassador to your MNC, but after attending the interview I found that your MNC is quite below and not even average standards. And all my expectations about your GM Group of Companies are proved to be quite wrong” She answered him point blank.

“Sorry my gentle lady, what have you presumed about our company is hundred percent true, but what you have commented about our MNC is not at all correct. And you better withdraw your derogative statement about our GM Group of Companies. As you have expected to be taken yourself as brand ambassador to our GM Group of Companies, its okay and you are most welcome, but are you ready for photo suit?”

“Yes, I am ready” She said without any hesitation.

“Please note you have to expose yourself both for photo shoot and also for video graphing; and of course and it is not semi nude, but sometimes you must prepare for complete nude or both photographing and also during video graphing; sometimes you have to sleep and participate in hot scenes with so many models for---”

“Please stop it sir, don’t think that I am a call girl, or expect me to sleep with you, or prepared to act in blue films either for money or for position. And finally a question not to you, but go and ask your wife whether she has slept with how many before you married her, and I don’t think that she would never leave you without slapping you with her left shoe, and so beware of women and hereafter don’t belittle women, good bye”

Mr. Gentleman’s face became pale. He was feeling for his rude rather vulgar behaviour before the girl.

“She is very self proud; and I don’t find in her any of the professional qualities, which are essentially required for the post sir” The HR head tried to support his MD.

“Please don’t try to please me; and you know well my character I do admit right is right and wrong is wrong, and there will not be any alternative in between the two. Let us presume that even as males if we are asked similar questions, I mean to act in blue films what shall be our reaction. Certainly we burst out. But she being a gentle lady she is not emotional, but as she is seriously hurt, she only expressed her feelings through my wife’s reaction. I think this time also I made a blunder and with this we have lost two probable’s, purely by my mistake” Mr. Gentleman confessed very frankly.

And the interviews were going on, but nobody came up to his expectations.

The next turn was for a typical Indian maid, who was clad in a cream colour sari.

The chairman offered her a chair.

“Are you on your way to Kalyanamandapam (marriage Hall) my gentle lady?” On seeing her in bridal makeup, he just put to her an embarrassed question.

“What sir?” She said in shock.

“What I mean, as you have come in bridal dress and makeup, I have presumed so my gentle lady”

“Sorry sir, I have worn the traditional Indian dress only to impress you”

“But I am not a bridegroom to