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selfish. Let me tell you sonething about whores and prostutesā€¦ they are there for people who suck with girls in real lifeā€¦ everybody needs pleasureā€¦ sone people easy get pussyā€¦ others need to pay to fuck. People think about homophobicā€¦ I am not thatā€¦ FUCK OFF


Abd definetly you can touch a policeman  and he wonā€™t put you on the offender listā€¦ like a person who has tried to attack him. Comedy: Molested

 By DeYtH Banger

You fucking molested fragile fuckā€¦ whatā€™s with thunder bender bullshit, you canā€™t take a jokeā€¦ your feelings are hurtā€¦



OHHH
OHHHH

You know whatā€¦ go fuck your fatherā€¦ the place from where you come from is flesh pipeā€¦ OKAYā€¦ FUCKING FLESH PIPEā€¦
AS FOR ME
THIS IS ANOTGER STORY BROā€¦ SORRY FOR BEING RUDE




BUT KILL YOURSELF



You are fragile
Easily getting offended

Whatā€™s that?
ā€¦
Whatā€™s that?



MAN UPā€¦ YOU FUCKING PUSSY
DEFECTED INNER FUCKER!


A tip for all dear loveable fuckersā€¦ middle finger in front of somebody is the biggest offensive thingā€¦



OH HOLY CHRIST
OH FUCKING HOLY CHRIST
ITā€™S DICK IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE


Whatā€™s more beautiful than a morning suicide. Arrogant fuck in the morningā€¦ I mean people kill themselves mainly becauseā€¦ the less you sleep the more negative you getā€¦ sleeping is a process of neutralizationā€¦.



HOW THE HELL, DO I KNOW THIS?
I masturbate on such topics, as for todayā€¦ itā€™s hoyr lucky dayā€¦ less guilty and more productive data. We are not talking about kgā€¦ - body kgā€¦ or sizeā€¦ fuck thatā€¦



ITā€™S FULL ON!

Americaā€¦ stollen groundā€¦ American are immigrantsā€¦ take this deep well shit in your head and go play play dohā€¦. People have phones and they donā€™t answer themā€¦ they have one of those constant use outsideā€¦ narrow down use at home and this is the most society the horror moviesā€¦ move up based upā€¦ orgasmā€¦ who cares?

Me?
Why becauseā€¦ here is anotger explanation others are fragile as for my careā€¦ it doesnā€™t damage any typ e of society member.
I hate selling and advertisements of productsā€¦ they are fucking too seductive and manipulative.




I HAVE ENOUGH SHIT IN MY HOME


I personally against familyā€¦ I am disgustedā€¦ those narrow downā€¦ earth creatures make life as hell they fuck with my memoryā€¦


Like ā€œYou are everday do that"ā€¦

"You forget everydayā€

ā€¦.


Itā€™s great effect ā€¦ but who tha hell gave them license to them make other creatures feel badā€¦. Their sunburnā€¦ awful sun and definetly next to all categories a fellowship comedian who duck as a human beingā€¦


THINK ABOUT IT
JUST FUCKING GIVE A THOUGHT

JUST DINā€™T GO DEEP
NOT TOO ON TGE TOPā€¦ SURFACEā€¦

AND DEFINETLY NOT TOO NEARā€¦.. TOOO FAR AND TOO SHALLOW

SWALLOW AND SHALLOW


We have gotā€¦ almost identical with one letter difference, HOW DO I KNOW THIS?


AFTER
SHIT
PISING
FUCK
RIDE
WALK
DRIVE
TAKE BUS
GIVE MONEY





I HAVE OTHER STUFF IN MY LIFE SPOTā€¦ HATEā€¦ CRITISIZEā€¦ ITā€™S FUNā€¦ ITā€™S EXCITING AND LETā€™S GIVE A CHANGE TO DEPRESSION


HAVE you ever gave a thought to this we have depression, stress, anxiety and inner other disorders which main benefits are deep shame and guilt feeling. Probably if you are atheist we need to unleash full level of bogus logic, but for today we gonna go with God.

Probably if you feel badā€¦ probably God doesnā€™t live you as much as you think he does.

This fucking beast was created from hightly dysfunctional parentsā€¦ + we are not going on full premium package of cat videos.

Comedy: Stare

 By DeYtH Banger


Stareā€¦ whatā€™s with stareā€¦ are you OKAY?
Whatā€™s wrong buddy, I am way fucking cooler than you?


Great deeply from your stand ppint you are experiencing very fucked up psychological inner abnormalityā€¦ (sometimes we need to spit out facts ā€¦ shitā€¦ itā€™s not suppossed to be right or wrongā€¦) from ny point you are improving my lifeā€¦ definetly less of those self-help books and more from shitty fuckers like you. ā€œFuck people opinionā€¦ā€


- Thatā€™s my mottoā€¦ easy setā€¦ easy to goā€¦ I mean I am not here to fuckā€¦ stare and get contactsā€¦ sounds like a great idea but hereā€¦ I am to say that peopleā€™s opinion have no weight whatā€™s so everā€¦ no fucking valueā€¦ weight


Some linguistic fuck can say ā€œI am going to fix itā€¦ā€
ā€œWe are going to fuck..ā€ and it goes deeper and more deeperā€¦ but the raw truth is that nothing get serious and we still keep suck in societyā€¦ we take specific l things serious like.. shit which is useless..




Somebody has eaten my food ā€¦ letā€™s beat the shit out if him - Itā€™s total cavemen instinctā€¦ but the honesty lays ahead they do it for survival benefits + and also to show to the herd that such risky and edgy moves get punishedā€¦.


Some guy get offendedā€¦ other are just to fragile to even be in the comedy business - And we are going to reveal one by oneā€¦ out of the box shitā€¦



Guy gets offended - How about get fuck yourself overā€¦ we donā€™t need weak minded people like youā€¦ around us.

People who are fragile - Okayā€¦ you fucking snob of bag shitā€¦ comedy is not for you ā€¦ if you canā€™t take oneā€¦ you canā€™t say one.



I have been around staring and most introverts and people who are wayā€¦ wayā€¦ fucking less cooler than the other group of kids go forā€¦

Stareā€¦ letā€™s go fucking stareā€¦ letā€™s fuck around and defibetly thunder benderā€¦ if we go to a dance clubā€¦ letā€™s start giving our fucking money.



Lies is a evolutionary thingā€¦ lies help us to surviveā€¦ if we are PERSONALLY with others we are not talking about authenticity we are talking about personal chaosā€¦

Comedy: Lifeā€¦?- It Sucks!?

 By DeYtH Banger



How about go get goā€¦ to ruin the whole myths and debunk all the bullshitā€¦ Suicide is a disease not something which you commitā€¦ itā€™s illness.. it happens when you are deeply depressedā€¦ itā€™s constantā€¦chronic painā€¦


AND LOOK FORWARD
LONG NAILS PORN
HANDJOB
HAIRJOB
BLOWJOB
BIG DICK
MILF
GILF
LONG TOE NAILS
FOOTJOB
FEETJOB
HIGH HEELS JOB
BLONDE GETS FACIAL
WOMAN WANKS A DICK
SEMEN ON FACE



And we go to facial when we want to talk about face and we never want to be rude and we go as semen on faceā€¦ not spermā€¦ itā€™s definetly rude. We as society we are fragile humans are dead end creaturesā€¦ depression happens because we as humans we are not ready for screen timeā€¦ we are ready for socializing not isolatingā€¦ When you see people who are antiā€¦ socialā€¦ asocial those fuckers are inner all levels fucked upā€¦ they donā€™t want itā€¦ but happensā€¦


RULES?
FUCK ā€˜EM!


One by oneā€¦ each by eachā€¦ your mom sucksā€¦ whatā€™s that?
Total level honesty and I am not as screw liable friends!


When dick is onā€¦ itā€™s total all levels of flinchā€¦ I HOPE I GO AND START KILLING PEOPLE ON GRINDER ITā€™S GONNA BE TOTAL LOST ON THE JOKE BUT NOT AS GOOD AS A WOMAN TELLING ME AFTER SHOWING A MIDDLE FINGER ON HER FACE



PUT THIS IN YOUR ASS


I am against pretty girlsā€¦ it fucks me over in whole all fucking new levels. GOD HATES MEā€¦ I AM ALL FULL ON.


ALL FULL PACKAGEā€¦ HE IS AGAINST ME SO DO Iā€¦.. I AM READY YO DEBUNK THIS SICKO FUCKā€¦



I want one of those fancy diseaseā€¦ cancerā€¦ tumorā€¦ donā€™t feeling painā€¦ thatā€™s how god marks the special onesā€¦ the special humans. I have bern rejected from my momā€¦ Let me finish what I meanā€¦ I meanā€¦ I have no more near experience as vaginal and near my father dick anf being inside it and then somehow dishusting awfully image of being a fetus flowing in my mom stomachā€¦ being in thereā€¦


IF NOW I GO AS FAR AS THAT
THERE IS WHOLE FUCKING LIST WITH DISORDER AND PSYCHOLOGICAL ILLNESS



Living in somebody stomach ā€¦ as much as 9 much is some kinda screw up as those aliens movies in whichā€¦ aliens come out of the stomachā€¦




WHATā€™S THE LONG LASTING PROBLEM OF SOCIETY?

IT CARES JUST TOO MUCH, CHILL THE FUCK UP!





If I go full on fucking my momā€¦ and even going around my dick father as for the father thingā€¦ itā€™s gay sonā€¦ gay thing as for my mom thing milfā€¦ as for all for the all full on package it'sā€¦ I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE!



AT LEAST FEEL GREATFUL THAT I AM NOT THROWING GOD WITTY TAILS!

Guys who go and rape girlsā€¦ they are total alpha fucksā€¦ the guy who is going and rapingā€¦ he today is definetly going to have sexā€¦ probably nowā€¦ probably after an hourā€¦ a minuteā€¦ a dayā€¦ who knows!?

I STUDY AND READ ABOUT THIS SHIT



He is definetly going to have sucess with eomen as general stand pointā€¦ because women like tensionā€¦ like obstacles and so far if you got drama and punishing women ā€¦.. AND HONESTLY ONE OF THE MOST CRAZY CLARITTY ANSWER I HAVE EVER GOTTEN IS WOMEN SECRETLY IMAGINE BEING RAPEā€¦

THOSE LITTLE MINGLE FINKY TWIKSā€¦ WANNA BE FUCKING RAPEā€¦ AS BAD AS HELL!!

Comedy: Hog

 By DeYtH Banger



I hope I get rapedā€¦ right nowā€¦ Holy bundle of fuckā€¦ younger girls full of shit.. so much that few days with themā€¦ your life gets on the



FUCKING PEDESTALā€¦

JESUS CHRIST SUCKSā€¦ SO DOES GOD

IF I AM PERVERT SO DOES GOD
IF SON OF GOD IS GOD AND THE SPIRIT ALSO GOD HOW MUCH PSYCHOLOGICAL MENTAL ILLNESSES DOES TGIS FUCK HAVE

DOES THIS FUCK HAVE SOME KINDA PERSONALITY DISORDER?




How is possible God to be one and and for each human being which we can spot God for him/her

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