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CORNERā€¦ ITā€™S THE GUY WHO GOES IN ACTION


AND PROBABLY YOU GOT ME WRONG FACTS GOT STACKED AGAINST ME AND FUCK THAT AFTER ALL I DIDNā€™T HAD COMEBACK AFTER ALL



Also we remember 60-80% of what we have seen now and with time going out and life passing byā€¦ odds get stacked against.


SO FUCK TAKING NOTES!


When I show middle fingerā€¦ itā€™s false tine constrain just showing offā€¦ so fuck you and if you ask me with what am I fuckingā€¦ mhmā€¦ hard tellā€¦ with a pipe?
Dildo?


Oh yeah.. I got the answer a pipe ā€¦ a fucking pipe which has taken all honor and dignity of girls. So yeah ā€¦ yeah newā€¦ new newsā€¦ there is tricks to hijack the human brainā€¦ distraction causesā€¦ lost of span of attention and we go ad far as some group of hackersā€¦ wanting to hack dalai lama archivesā€¦ but this is not as interesting as going around the juicy story of my mother fuckā€¦ friendā€¦ or who tha fuck the isā€¦ into saying where our money goā€¦ withā€¦. the flowā€¦ā€¦


FUCK THIS GUY FROM A-Z WE DONā€™T HAVE ENOUGH LETTERS TO EXPRESSED THE LEVEL OF GETTING FUCKED AND WE ARE NOT TALKIMG ABOUT NUMBERSā€¦ BUT LITTERSā€¦ ALPHABETā€¦ LETTERSā€¦ THEY GOT LIMITSā€¦ AS FOR NUMBERSā€¦ EVERY COMBINATION EXIST

THATā€™S THE WAY OF SAYINGā€¦

ā€œI AM NOT THAT KINDA OF SMARTā€ Comedy: Humans

 By DeYtH Banger



I hope I dieā€¦ I hope I fucking dieā€¦ right now ā€¦. Right in the momentā€¦ right in the fucking momentā€¦ what the hellā€¦ trying to find hopeā€¦ searching for helpā€¦ and getting some expectations and what you get is a cup full of shit.


It fucking sucks ā€¦ it just sucksā€¦ we are definetly not talking about the anonymous drug movement. We are not talking about thatā€¦ we are not talking about datesā€¦ swingsā€¦ con artists we are talking about statesā€¦ I HOPE I DIE


I HOPE I FUCKING DIE
GO DEEPā€¦ FUCKING DEEP

AND DIEā€¦ DOWN THERE


No more seeds and pick up artistā€¦ fuck that and I want to fucking dieā€¦ people are just not normal with meā€¦ I just bring energy too far and too hightā€¦ itā€™s just tooā€¦ fucking muchā€¦


I hate humans because they are fucking wrongā€¦ they are just wrongā€¦ okayā€¦ just fuck thatā€¦ fuck the big assā€¦ fuck sexy bodiesā€¦ I want to die in a fucking holeā€¦ just to go deep thereā€¦ fuck peopleā€¦ people are just not for meā€¦ to depressing to sadā€¦ to angryā€¦ just fuck ā€˜emā€¦ one by oneā€¦ each ny each and fuck the old fucksā€¦. I want to fuck them as far as planting a tree deep down in their holes.

Comedy: Wowā€¦He

 By DeYtH Banger


MacDonalds itā€™s okay the menuā€¦ the foodā€¦ you ainā€™t gonna get fatā€¦ come on fuck all comercials which say and tell bullshit stories about getting fatā€¦ fuck ā€˜emā€¦ easy as thatā€¦


I go there as for now in definetly rather momentā€¦ I am not planning to go there..  It kinda disgust md the people who go thereā€¦ old ladies..  ā€¦ dress fucking horrible..  smelling badā€¦ bad styleā€¦


We need start selling those MC Donald marketsā€¦ one by oneā€¦ stocksā€¦ price go downā€¦ upā€¦ we go into the marketing flow and let the auction start




150ā€¦ do have 155ā€¦ do have it?ā€¦ onceā€¦ twiceā€¦ do we have 250ā€¦ do we have it?ā€¦ onceā€¦ twiceā€¦ do we fucking have 300ā€¦ do we have it?ā€¦ Onceā€¦ twiceā€¦ tripple.. it has been soldā€¦ 

One relationshipā€¦ friendshipā€¦needs conflictsā€¦ dramaā€¦ thatā€™s how it grows if you ask me about opinion about those cases who is the psycho who created those origin points?



Come onā€¦ I donā€™t want to play this chess game ā€œDid you had enough yetā€¦?ā€
I do not know from where to start once you see rage and agression in front of your eyesā€¦ thatā€™s when life just changesā€¦ no more sweet stuffā€¦ we go to the cold salty life. I just started reading news we got fake statistics news and fake newsā€¦ news which are made up we can go as far 9/11 Conspiracoes went too far from the roadā€¦ conspiracy theorist maje the world too complexā€¦



JUST STOP IT
JUST STOP IT




Life is all about eat, suck, pee, poop, go home, go to work, drink, talk, socialize and kinda thatā€™s all mainlyā€¦ STOP WITH THE NARTOW WAYā€¦ SLEEZY BULLSHIT OF MAKING LIFE TOO COMPLEX



I watched yesterday Hulk it went as far runaway scene then found the guyā€¦ kissā€¦ sexā€¦ touching or as pock up artists say physical escalation.

The truth is fuck all of this shot it wasted me like an about 20 minutes for example?

What could I do with them?


How about trying to apply suicide science into action we are talking about right time, right day and totally quality time. Most people kill themselves like Gregory House mainly because they have went just too far with being a ā€œhuge dick"ā€¦ other because depression, stressā€¦ anxietyā€¦ and letā€™s try to fix it up or letā€™s try.





Anxiety - Is when you worry about the future
Depression - Past events worries
Stress - Both (I guess)




Selfie is a narcisstic view of selfā€¦ Thatā€™s trye and also as for terrorist the have low self-esteem and they never smileā€¦ guess what the problem is that there are still virgin + they are desparate nice guys.



We all canā€™t be dicksā€¦ itā€™s just not possible ā€¦ you and meā€¦ we can beā€¦ not allā€¦ I DONā€™T MAKE RULESā€¦ I ANNOUNCE THEMā€¦


Dicks are the sucessful guys with girlsā€¦



I like news about murders like kin killingsā€¦ friends killingā€¦ deadly sinsā€¦ and the list goes on and onā€¦ WHAT I LIKE IS THAT A PERSON WHO ON THE RECORD WAS AN ANGELā€¦ WENT TOTAL LEVEL INSANE AND START KILLINGā€¦



Second of all he had timeā€¦ most people donā€™t have timeā€¦ probably on my guessā€¦ most killers are jobless or terrible employeesā€¦

If an employee is too happy and eager to come to workā€¦ probably definetly need to right a "check this guy outā€¦ā€



I know right now some women and girls are going to hate meā€¦ butFUCK YOU
FUCK ALL OF YOU


I know that men are going to use this as an exploitā€¦ but whateverā€¦ guilty as charge are all women.

Women like baby steps and drama and let me put this is more detail. Baby steps means

Not

ā€œI am going to your home to piss"ā€¦ - You canā€™t say this to a strangerā€¦ if he is too far from where you are right now and the chances this to work out is bare minimum.


You must say

"Where do you leave?"ā€¦ "oh Okayā€¦ I have shit to do around that place ā€¦ I am with you"ā€¦ and step by stepā€¦ getting logistics and little by little you get into her house.

Drama is born out of conflictā€¦ the more conflict and the more dick you are the better chances you get.

Comedy: Justā€¦ Just

 By DeYtH Banger


People are not ready for intellectualsā€¦ for smart peopleā€¦ I hope I just go burry myselfā€¦ FUCK OFF ALL TYPE IF SELF-HELP BULLSHIT


WHAT I WANT IS TO START SLASHING MY HANDS


I JUST CANā€™T GO IVER AND OVERā€¦ ITā€™S TOO MUCHā€¦ ITā€™S JUST TOO MUCH


I HATE ALL TYPE OF BOOST FLOWā€¦ MOMENTUM STRATEGIESā€¦ I JUST WANT TO DIE



In a fucking bucketā€¦ basketā€¦ I hope god takes advantage as far as putting his dingoā€¦ bingo shit right in my ass and kill and destroy my organs as organic as possible. I hate being preciseā€¦ I hate money and last but more importantā€¦ people fuck me overā€¦ I AM FUCKING NOT HEALTHY PERSONā€¦
I LOST MY LIFE



YESā€¦ YES.. LETā€™S DECLINE ABD REJECT CALLSā€¦
THATā€™S WHAT THE NEW SUPERFECIAL KIDS NEED AND DESERVE TO START GETTING NEGATIVE RESULTS


I HOPE I DIE IN A FUCKING SHARK MOUTH



I hate married couplesā€¦ they just make me feel bad of myselfā€¦ I MADE CHOICESā€¦ I WANTED SOMETHING IN LIFEā€¦ BUT I ENDED UP WITH BIG DICK IN FRONT OF MY EYES




I FUCKING HATE THE ART OF MAKING DISGUSTING SHIT FUNNYā€¦ I HOPE I GOT KILL IN A PUSH PULL CHAIN REACTION


HUGGING IS HORRIBLE
PROMISED MADE
HOPE AND EXPECTATIONS LOST ALONG THE WAY


I HATE LESBIANS AND GIRLSā€¦ I HOPE THEY START BUTCHERING EACH OTHER


ITā€™S FUN
ITā€™S EXCITING

GO OUT THERE YOU SAFE FUCK
SICKO FUCK



Go outā€¦ in night somebody is going to kill youā€¦ to bind youā€¦ to torture youā€¦ to terrorize you and kill youā€¦ so letā€™s start having funā€¦ first thoughtā€¦ second thoughtā€¦ I HATE COMEDY!

I hate all those happy couplesā€¦ itā€™s so wrongā€¦ those fucks need to suffer as much as possible and alsoā€¦ it will be fun to see them as more into mide victim mentality as possible.


SHOW OFF

Fuck ā€˜emā€¦ everyone and each one of them!

Comedy: Wowā€¦ She

 By DeYtH Banger



The fucking world is full of creeps, itā€™s fucking full of creeps.. not more ā€¦ nor lessā€¦ itā€™s full of them.. nice guys, needy guys.



But the big magic trick is ā€¦ ā€œbeing a creepā€ is a illusion. I hate that the only way and key to ā€œfeel goodā€ is to watch and listen to comedy, itā€™s not my faultā€¦ life sucksā€¦ I AM FUCKING MISERABLE



I need sonething to make me laugh, each year there is a new comedian on the way an old comedian posts a comedy specialā€¦YOU THINK I LIKE TO BE FUNNY?



NO I DON'Tā€¦ BUT THE KEY OF

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