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screw up personā€¦



SO MY QUESTION IS NEXT TO MY NAME DO YOU SEEā€¦ ANY NEAR THE WORD FUCKED UP?
SCREW UP!?


I just joined a club for get rid of addictive behaviors, so far higher power is going to help meā€¦ when people like me canā€™t help and fix themselvesā€¦ they start making upā€¦ higherā€¦creatures which existā€¦  with abilitiesā€¦ which they start sharibg with usā€¦


SO FAR THIS IS HIGHER CALIBER OF MENTALY ILL



Have you seen one of those drama and TV Reality showsā€¦ almostā€¦all of them suckā€¦ WHY?


How about, I donā€™t give and give as "fuck"ā€¦ as you desire me to want toā€¦


THE SYSTEM IS SENDING IT!



Nope itā€™s youā€¦ thatā€™s whyā€¦ PROTECT YOUR FUCKING ASS BECAUSEā€¦ I AM COMMIN




I HATE FRIENDS?

WHY?
RULES
FREEDOM?

SHIT LIKE THIS KEEPS ME OUT OF ANY TYPE OF INTEREST EVEN SPENDING TIME AROUND THOSE SICK FAGGOTS!




Whatā€™s with early morning?


GO TO SLEEP YOU FUCKING CHEAPā€¦ NIGGA FAGGOT!


Go fucking sleep!
We have diseases, psycholigical disordersā€¦ abd list goes on and onā€¦ but my favourite are those psychological inner shitā€¦
Depression,anxiety and stress.ā€¦ HOW MUCH GOD NEEDS TO HATE YOUā€¦ OR HE IS SUPPOSSED TO HATE YOUā€¦ SO TO MAKE YOU CURSED WITH THOSE SHIT.





If you start getting maggots larves in your eyes and not healing injuriesā€¦ in your bodyā€¦ PROBABLY PRAYER WONā€™T SAVE YOUā€¦ GOT MARKS PEOPLE WHO GO TO THE GATEWAY OF HELLā€¦



I hopeā€¦ I hole full package of kindergarteā€¦ children get molested by credit advertiser. The whole concept is great and God loves the pervert ones?
Why.ā€¦ letā€™s go back to the bibleā€¦ they sayā€¦



"He created the mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created themā€¦ā€


- Let me tell you few shitty dosy shitā€¦ Since the beginning God created the ā€œegoā€ā€¦ - ā€œRuleā€¦ fishā€ā€¦ thatā€™s some amount of build upā€¦ ego, I am sure as fuck. As for god punctions he SUCKSā€¦ GO VISIT GRAMMAR CLASSESā€¦ YOU FUCKING GRAMMAR NOGGIN!




I SUCK IN LIFE
SO DOES GODā€¦ VERSE HAS THE ALL DATAā€¦!





God is a fucking fireshitty bag!
Oh momā€¦ dadā€¦ fucking gay fuckā€¦. Fucking decomposed dead fuckā€¦ I AM DOING PICK UPā€¦ WHY?
BECAUSE I SUCKā€¦
I SUCK WITH GIRLS!
PICK UP GIVES ME TOOLS!



Whatā€™s with fast and furious also known and as fast flying metal  coffinsā€¦ why we canā€™t start campaign kill the speed guysā€¦ ITā€™S FUN AND EXCITING MOVEMEMT! Oh ohā€¦ I love itā€¦ ITā€™S TOTALLY EPICā€¦ LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT AFTER PARTIES!
After Partiesā€¦  they are parties where guys bring chicks at homeā€¦ total bullshit party and chicks get fuck.





Letā€™s cut the narrow!

1) Fuck the cool guy!
2) Value build upā€¦ high statusā€¦ HOW ABOUT GO FUCK YOURSELF?
3) I detect bullshitā€¦ far farā€¦ I smell itā€¦ I feel it
4) Liarā€¦ fucking pathalogical liar




THE BEST REASONā€¦ FOR HAVING SEX INTEGRITY COMING FROM PURE DESPARATION

PICK UPā€¦ ITā€™S A MATH PROBLEM 1 ON 1ā€¦ 2 ON 1 ā€¦ AND DEFINETLY EACH TINE YOU GET IN SET YOU CANā€™T BE PLAYING THE SAME LEVEL YOU NEED TO LEVEL THE FUCK UPā€¦ ITā€™S NOT GTA OR OTHER MISSION GAMES WHERE SOME STUFF GET SKIPā€¦ MISSED AND MOVE ONā€¦


HERE IN THE PLAYGROUND YOU NEED TO DO ALL THE WORK!



You can be angryā€¦, you can go with the defect or to blink too much but the guys who are rude and liars get girls and level the back up this shitā€¦ BECAUSE I DEFINETLY HATE THOSE SPORT SHOWS AND MY PHONE IS OFFā€¦ ITā€™S GETTING OFFā€¦ OKAYā€¦ I DONā€™T WANT SOMEBODY TO FUCK ME OVER
I ALREADY GOT PEOPLE ON THAT LIST
The guy who said he is not virginā€¦ but he isā€¦ he made up and story and slightly and full premium package of belief. People like me screw upā€¦ YUP I NEED A DOCTORā€¦ I NEED A MEDICINEā€¦ BUT THE PROBLEM IS HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH SEXā€¦ KISSING



WITHOUT VISUALIZING IT AS MOUTH RAPE OR RAPE AS OVERALL? Comedy: F For Fu (2)

 By DeYtH Banger



What are you trying to feel different type of emotions to start experimentingā€¦ā€¦ go full narrow downā€¦ FUCK YOUR LEVEL DEFICIENCY!



Do you read it well my faceā€¦?



DO YOU FUCKING READ IT WELL YOU SLIM FAT FUCK?
GO START STARVINā€¦ TGE COUNTRY NEEDS PEOPLE LIKE YOUā€¦ STARVATION IS CAUSATION OF YOUR ACTION


Blue screensā€¦ TV ā€¦ adsā€¦ Mac-Donaldsā€¦ Here is the shitty truthā€¦ all by slim fucksā€¦ slim thin ā€¦ fucksā€¦ we are starting fromā€œblue screensā€ and we end up ā€¦ up to ā€œadsā€ā€¦ as forā€œKFCā€,ā€œMac-Donaldsā€ā€¦ those type of stores are created by fat fucksā€¦ who want to fuck over the ā€œthinā€ fucksā€¦.


But still my face is sayingā€¦




I DONā€™T CARE ABOUT YOUR STATE
ABOUT YOUR EMOTIONS
LIFE

I FUCKING DONā€™T CARE
GO KILL YOURSELF
FAT FUCK LIKE YOU NEEDS A BREAK
AS FOR THE THIN GUYS LIKE MEā€¦
WHAT ARE YOU TRYINGā€¦ WHAT ARE WE ALL TRYINGā€¦ ā€œPRā€?
ā€¦ TO TRY TO BEAT PERSONAL RECORDSā€¦ PEOPLE RECORDS?



Here is the shitty unmasked truth we go starving childrenā€¦ they are there in this situationā€¦ because there is less foodā€¦ then we got fat dudesā€¦ which just canā€™t get enough with food.. and thin fucksā€¦PROBABLY MENTALY RETARDEDā€¦ SO THINā€¦ SO FUCKING THIN
WHATā€™S WRONG WITH THEM?
BONE DENSITY?
DISEASE?
DISORDER?


The fun thing about rapistā€¦ is that there is mysteryā€¦ supspenseā€¦ tension and definetly a twistā€¦ when dick comes out of pantsā€¦ erected and ready to fuckā€¦ who the fuck most times is there.


AND IF THERE IS GODā€¦ I DONā€™T CARE HOW EDGYā€¦ BRUTAL OR DARK THIS SHIT ISā€¦
WHERE IS HE?


When people starve?
When people are going to dieā€¦ aka homeless?
Rape victins?

All of them are guility?


I got one argumentā€¦ to back up the second idea, homelessā€¦ donā€™t follow gods.. willā€¦ they donā€™t want great lifeā€¦



WHAT TYPE OF NASTY NARTOW BULLSHITā€¦ WITH NICE MANARIZIM DILIVERED IS THIS?



I come here for the foodā€¦ not for somebody to put certain moves and waysā€¦ to imply and apply in lifeā€¦ YOU FUCKING MAGGOTā€¦ AINā€™T OBEYIN!



People say I suck..


GO FUCK YOURSELF RANDOMLYā€¦ FUCKING RANDOMLYā€¦ MAINLY BECAUSE YOU SUCK!


Vivid fucksā€¦ rigid fucksā€¦ happy fucksā€¦ I HATE ā€˜EM ALLā€¦ THEY ARE DEPRESSED AND NASTY FUCKING CREATURES I HOPE WITH ALL MY BALLS ALL HAPPY HOES GET RAPEā€¦ WAYā€¦ WAYā€¦ WAYā€¦ WAY FUCKING COOLER



God loves raped victimsā€¦ and the new miracle of  god is holy punkyā€¦ funky creatures getting rapesā€¦




WHAT DO I THINK I THINK ABOUT PROVOCATIVE DRESSā€¦ NASTYā€¦ NUDE AND NAUGHTY DUMB SHIT



I hope all of 'em get killed mainly because general goalā€¦ ā€œFuck Me"ā€¦ or "Can you fuck meā€¦ā€ Whatā€™s with disabilitiesā€¦ GOD FUCK YOU OVER AND DEFINETLY NASTY BEND OVER FROM THIS SICK FUCK AND NOW YOUR NICEā€¦

I amā€¦ ainā€™t preaching niceness, but guess what God is welcome to suck my dick.

Comedy: F For Suck (1)

 By DeYtH Banger


This shit is the new Einstenā€¦ the new modern genius Einsteinā€¦ verbalise it. Moan, growl.. while you masturbate and this shit is advice from the product ā€œLanguage Of Lustā€ā€¦ I feel so Good that I didnā€™t gave money to read this shitā€¦ I GOT THE PRODUCT FREEā€¦ HOWā€¦ THIS IS QUESTION FOR LATER


THINK TWICE
NEVER WISE



But still I am here giving you the new drugā€¦. Of romance addiction.
We all talking about social conditioning with main social levels women approving growl sound = returning back by making sounds.


THATā€™S HERE NATURAL GAMEā€¦ OPEN YOUR LEGS GIVE A FOOTJOBā€¦ FEETJOBā€¦ SWALLOW CUMā€¦ I DONā€™T CARE WHATā€™S THE DEEPER INNER EXCUSE WHICH YOU GIVE YOURSELF OF BEING SUCH A PIECE IF SHITā€¦ BUT GO FOR ITā€¦


ISNā€™T MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKERSā€¦ ALL ABOUT THIS SHIT

ā€œGO FOR ITā€
ā€œEXCUSES ARE BULLSHITā€
ā€œEXCUSES ARE FOR AVERAGE PEOPLEā€¦ā€
ā€œā€¦ YOU AINā€™T AVERAGEā€¦ā€



I am not sure after motivational speakingā€¦video what to doā€¦ is this manifesto of

ā€œYupā€¦ you going to be aloneā€¦ because being deffirent.. means being aloneā€¦ so go fuck your fucking hands.ā€

Comedy: F For Suck (2)

 By DeYtH Banger



Quite peopleā€¦ aka introvertsā€¦ go out and are loudā€¦ and growlā€¦



THEY DEFINETLY GO FOR IT



I hope you spot the irony hereā€¦, some people move side-ways their head for ā€œNoā€ and nod for ā€œyesā€ā€¦ for other nations and cultures itā€™s reverse.



LIFE SUCKS!


ā€œSolidifyā€¦ sexual connection.ā€


- Itā€™s bullshit from beginning up the endā€¦ the whole sentenceā€¦ but I love the way it soundsā€¦ ā€œsolidify"ā€¦



By itself angryā€¦ manā€¦ drama ā€¦ makes pussy wet. Those shitty thinā€¦ and shitty fat twats can go viral on this here formulaā€¦ go to be confrontationalā€¦ I DONā€™T CARE!
So here is what I want from youā€¦ itā€™s not complex ā€¦. Itā€™s not complicated!




Get one of those "I-fuckā€, ā€œI-Podā€ or ā€œI-Shitā€ā€¦ and write it downā€¦ the whole message which I saidā€¦





We are talking about whole new level of sexual zenā€¦
Go be angryā€¦ dramaā€¦ dramaā€¦ thatā€™s what girls like and live and enjoy in lifeā€¦. This is fastā€¦ tip!


Porn is not for empathyā€¦ itā€™s for fucking sympathy.
This is special advice for thos new instructor on rsdā€¦ rsd Evā€¦ this european motherfucker. But his style of expressing and moving is more like white nigga also known as white slave.



AND I TOTALLY NAIL THE LAST JOKE!



I was doing my research bitch shield thing until, I reached up to moan and groan which are sheer noises of pure confidence.



THIS ISā€¦ THIS IS WHAT TURNS ON WOMENā€¦ SHEER LEVELS OF CONFIDENCE!

LETā€™S KILL/ SLASH AND MARRY YOUNG BITCHES!



Oh Godā€¦ itā€™s so hard to make a movementā€¦ go skip few pagesā€¦ it wonā€™t innerly kill youā€¦ no valueā€¦ takenā€¦ no lectures lost along the wayā€¦ just fucking do it.


Sleep neutralizesā€¦ negativity as for my caseā€¦ my problem is PLHā€¦ - Personal Life Hatred. And we are not talking about fatherā€¦ motherā€¦ and others we are talking about the sheer levels topic. The good side of bibleā€¦ is if you got the facts right from the bibleā€¦ you can throw them right at theist and they are leftā€¦ witout words.


I am thinking about getting one of those Jesus accessoriesā€¦ with a crossā€¦ nobody masturbates to that shitā€¦ IT JUST NEVER HAPPENS!



Depression is  okay into work, ā€œI donā€™t know your mom"ā€¦, "No fucking clue what to say to your mom"ā€¦, come oneā€¦ I donā€™t need one liner you fucking psycho scumbagā€¦ I want adviceā€¦ few wordsā€¦ few shitty wordsā€¦ I hate fat fucksā€¦ why?
Nothing good comes out of thereā€¦ whatā€™s the best story they haveā€¦




"I fill my feelings with foodā€
ā€œI masturbateā€¦ā€


FUCK YOU!


Whatā€™s with the new statusā€¦ ā€œI am relationshipā€¦ with myself?ā€.. it quickie!

Is it a special way of sayingā€¦ I am

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