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I found out that people love to be victims… to be tortured… while they get erection… they do sex… it makes sex feel great… sex is great while does punish and torture moves are ON!




HOW ABOUT TELL YOU MY OPINION.
. I AM HERE TO WATCH… NO TO GO PRACTICE THIS SHIT… HUGE NO… NO… JUST NO OKAY
FUCKING NO… I LIKE MY FREEDOM… I DON’T WANT TO GO IN CELL BECAUSE WENT TOOOOO FARRR… FUCKING TOO FAR….



Or did I?


I was watching some dating bullshit program… and being an asshole…..and schmuck with girls… they are ready to make some exuses along the way…




I AM FOR ALL BADASS AND I AM AGAINST NICE GUYS
FUCK 'EM

HERE IS THE TIP FOR NICE GUYS

FUCK U



Sinple as that

FUCK U Comedy: Bang A Midget 3

 By DeYtH Banger


I thought…  about changing my name… but why?… WHY THE FUCK… TO DO THAT?

Why the hell!
Is my name insulting like Rob Dyke’s name… who is now Rob Gavagan… his name means… Some kinda prostitute   …. As so far what I can call back from my memories.


Am I going to be adopted?
The answer is no… my life is shitty… I eat too much… I need more food… drinks… I am fucking consumer… OKAY… THAT DOES NOT MAKE ME SELFISH.…
PROBABLY SPIT IN YOUR MOUTH… WON’T MAME NE SELFISH… BUT IT MAKES ME… IT’S EGO DRIVEN PROCESS



SO LAST RESORT IS TO FUCK MAN
JUST TO THAT I AM PROBLEMATIC KID… LAST THOUGHT SO FAR WAS SCREAMING AT MY AUNT… WHY?



Why the fuck not?
So fucking man… doesn’t make me… selfish… it makes me smart…
Trying to survive is not selfish and fuck all literature which does not help you to feel good… but make it worser than it is…



FUCK THAT!


I thought about getting adopted but basically on what reasons… and who the hell … wants ugly… whinning bitch in their house?



AND YES I VISUALISE MYSELF…
I AM BAD AS HELL… IT’S TIME TO QUIT


Imagine watching dating advice getting down different tactics… methods… you go out and it’s like… WHY THE HELL AM I OUT… I AM OKAY HOME!


What do we call this process…


SCREW UP FULL OF WONDERS CHILD

This is a new disorder… so please change all psychology manuals with this disorder… this disorder happens when parents and relatives… think that for certain kid to stay in a box and don’t try stuff out is the best thing and as my father says… THINK TWICE… CUT ONCE


HOW ABOUT YOU SICK LITTLE PRICK TO SHUT UP… AN GO GET BANG RAPE


The last thing someone wants on their sholder is more from“THINKING PROCESS”!

Comedy: Break A Leg

 By DeYtH Banger




I went to a girl and said… something out of book.. it was defibetly out of context… she had strange face… I SAID… I FORGOT THE SCENARIO… AND I FUCKING WENT BACK OFF… I WAS IN THE SUBWAY..




I WENT ONCE TO A COUPLE… I WAS ABOUT TO SAY  SONETHING… UNTIL I LOST THE END




This probably should define me as a screw up person… so FUCK ME AND BREAK A LEG!


I like drunk people… the way they mumble… shit… tell stories… the way the move… the addiction and the relationship which they have with alcohol and once they drink enough alcohol… they start getting smart…




NO MORE OVERTHINKING
ANALYZING
HOLDING DATA




Some guys get angry… other express love and we are talking for the hidden power of stoicism and fuck red pill abd mgtow and all other bullshits… OKAY!
Last thing on my shelf is to have contradiction!





My father was a drinker so far he went to shoot himself… SO FAR WISE MOTHER FUCKER



My mom… gets few times naked in room with definitelya stranger… WE ARE TALKING NEW LEVEL OF BEING A HOOKER… IT HAPPEN HOME… NO POP CORN… NO DRINKS… SHE DOES IT HOME IN THE OTHER ROOM… I AND ALL THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN OUR APARTMENT WERE LEFT EMPTY HANDED




SO FUCK THAT LEVEL OF PORN




The reason that most of you fail from sucess is your asshole and face… see more failure and bad examples… than sucess… IT’S NOT MIND SHIT… It’s just you are fucked up… I was doing something… for nothing mindset and so far I ended up… not with social circle … but people who learn shit from me and don’t invite me… IMAGINE HOW COOL THOSE FRIENDS ARE…




I hate soccer players… mainly because hitting a ball isn’t so hard… that you do some type of tricks and movemets… DOESN’T MAKE IT BIG DICK… Suck my fucking big dick… THIS IS FUCKING BIG DEAL



I like psychopaths mainly because… that last thing down on the list emotions = matter. To be honest I hate babies… I hate them because most of them now come out… and most get into the mist fucked up… screw up childhood and then they become people which we lock in jail for good… HOW AWESOME IS THAT!
The problem is society… it’s just NOT FUCKING STABLE FOR KIDS… People need kids license..  to get… we need to regulate… who fucking continues the gene pool and who not…



WHY THE FUCK SOME GUY WHO IS NEEDY… NICE
… A GUY WHO INSANE… HAS HEALTH ISSUES… ANGER ISSUES… EVEN CONTINUE… THE GENES?



Fuck that.. let’s grab a weapon and should this son of bitch… right in the head… like isis…


ISIS THERE FOR A REASON… WHEN PEOPLE JUST GO TO FAR
ISIS IS COVER UP OPERATION OF CIA… FBI…  AND THEY SEND THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS… AND IT STARTS SLAUGHTERING AND KILLING…


That’s how goverment works… both hands hold… end and start of the rope… JUST THINK ABOUT IT… 1000X (TIMES)… is fucking damn smart move.

Comedy: I Hope

 By DeYtH Banger





I definetly depress and I hate those people who ask just too much questions… the eager people who we think that are the best examples… but in reality… THEY ARE FUCKING HORRIBLE EXAMPLES AND LET’S PIN POINT IT…


The way we leave and walk… and speak… just type of movemets… won’t put us near sucessAND… YES SCHOOL CREATES EMPLOYEES… NOT OWNERS… JUST PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR SOMEBODY ELSE IDEA… SO YEAH… BUCKLE UP… SOMEBODY… RIGHT NOW OWNS YOUR ASS




If you leave work… Matrix is reality… Oh so sad three kids died because of car driver… or I am wrong they are 4.. probably alive and it’s too far from concept of luck. When is about fact… I like the breakfast fact… a guy with friends gathered around… and started talking about his ex-girlfriend… how he will kill her… all details … each gruesome detail… one of his friends says… “If you do it… you gonna get free breakfast"… so far… so far… let’s go to the end..  the crime is done..  proof available… Waiting breajfast from friends…


Society is great when we pin point such facts to them… So be ready to GO INTO THE FUTURE!
Oh… oh… you want to know about life… It’s not that compex, it’s easy… it goes like



"Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?"… I SAY
STOP IT…

Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?…
STOP IT



Come on… did you got enough yet
..


Some people say that wonen have instinct and congruecy and  clarity of intent… needed to get them… in my opinion  it’s as bullshit  as somebody putting  middle  finger in my ass… so in  other words it’s as legit as that…. Though far… on the question… "Did I prepared"….  FUCKING HELL NO




No FUZZ… No Muss… the truth is over there serial killers and criminals… are created by society.. that’s the truth from greek methology up to soldiers… up to brain washing… brain raping techniques… if somebody is guilty as fuck as fucking making mankind screw up… and screwtunized… it’s from humans…

Santa Claus is a rapist, hide n seek is teaching us stalking skills and let’s not fuck around please… JESUS IS AS REAL AS PUTTING A MIDGET CRIME LIST… FOR COMMITED FELONIES…


THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THAT IT JUST NEVER HAPPENS

Comedy: Madness

 By DeYtH Banger



There is whole dictionary of fucks ups…  PEOPLE CAN’T STOP BELIEVING IN MODERN BULLSHIT

If it’s a boy we are going to worry about circusicisium… which for the morons here means cuting the dick flesh.

If it’s a girl we need to worry.. about all other penises all around… MMMMMMM UMMM.. UMMM!

Yeah..yeah on the set we got
- Chubby Fuck
- Fluffy fuck
-Fat fuck
- Dumb Fuck
And yes of course… domestic fuck!

I hate life… I hope and expect to die in the suage system… deep down there… no more data… no more fucking manipulating news… just staying and laying down… that’s what looks like a chill state.


And I am not a con artist or a manipulator… I am like all others people…


ALL THIS FUCKING NEWS THEY PISS ME OFF
WRONG AS FUCK

How good with girls am I?
Do I have a girfriend?
Do I fuck?
Do I talk to other strangers?




IT’S GREAT THEY HAVE SOME ANSWERS OUT THERE ON SOME SHITTEST QUESTIONS WHICH SPECIFIC CATEGORY OF WOMEN ASK JUST TO TEST YOUR LEVELS OF MASCULINITY…


THE GUYS WHICH FUCK ARE NOT THE WAITERS AND NOT THE LAZY SNOB OUT THERE IN THE

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