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fucking failureā€¦ I showed middle finger into peopleā€™s face at the Mall.. it got as far ignorance and ignoraceā€¦



WOW
Such a low level I have never been to!



I know how to get girlsā€¦ I know why my system is workingā€¦ I can basically tell you the whole pile of black magic tricks out of the book. Dirty secretsā€¦ flowā€¦ natural gameā€¦ openersā€¦


WAIT
OKAY
WAIT



Mhmā€¦ how about go swallow "Fuck youā€ and if you feel offended go dial this number 087 654 342 fuck your momā€¦ I am greedy and I wonā€™t for fucking sake te you anything. This does not make me a bad personā€¦ you are badā€¦ I AM JUST TRYING TO SURVIVEā€¦ THE LAST THING ON THE LIST I WANT TO BE BEATEN DOWN BY MY TEAM.



I started reading book about pornography most of the shit was typical repeatable clichesā€¦ after oneā€¦ then anotherā€¦ and it had 1000x (times)ā€¦ used the word ā€œPorn"ā€¦ this more helps me feel theoretically more bad about myselfā€¦ soon my libido wonā€™t workā€¦



There was even something about people fucking over their relationship, because  of porn and I was like



FUCK THAT
FUCK ā€˜EM


SKIP, SKIP, SKIP, SKIP



It makes me mentally blockedā€¦ when I am going out with a person who is my mom fucker and my friendā€¦ those relationshipsā€¦ JUST FUCKING CANā€™T EXISTā€¦ I DONā€™T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THAT FATTY TWAT. Comedy: Special

 By DeYtH Banger




So letā€™s start with meā€¦ I like doing expresdions and doing stuff which others doā€¦ ITā€™S FUCKING AWESOME COVER UPā€¦ + I AM THEMā€¦ THEY ARE MEā€¦ HOW COOL IS THAT?
ā€¦


LETā€™S FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT




Today society we have yellow fucks which God does npt fuckibg existā€¦ the whole story is fucking made upā€¦ We got Jesusā€¦ who is as Real as Santa Claus and letā€™s not forget the Muslim gotā€¦





IF YOU GET IN MALL AND SAY

ALAH AKBARā€¦  - To A Security





You get tickets for special placeā€¦ in the mallā€¦ undergroundā€¦ dark place and people down there arenā€™t jokers?



SO DOES I
ā€¦

PERSON LIKE ME WONā€™T WORK MINDLESS JOB LIKE YOURS

SO FINAL WORDSā€¦ IF YOU GET CHANCE TO GET NEAR THE MIRROR AND SEE YOUR IMAGEā€¦ GRAB THE FUCKING GUNā€¦ AND KILL THE FUCKING BRAIN AS PEOPLE SAY



The brain is a good Servant and fucking horrible master.

Ohā€¦ oh do you see this fuck over thereā€¦



FUCK HIM
I HOPE HE DIE WHILE HE IS WALKING

WHATā€™S THIS HORRIBLE FACE AND LOOKSā€¦ AND WHAT THE FUCK IS HE PRACTICINGā€¦ RAPE MODE?

OR WHAT THA HELL!?



Special congrats to the guyā€¦ with first name snd Matthew and lastā€¦ ā€œFUCK YOU"ā€¦ if somebody gets offended please contact meā€¦ on "Look your fucking ugly mum.ā€ Definetly After this show I am taking a breakā€¦ and going to a therapy ā€¦ mainly becauseā€¦ I need a fucking break!

I am definetly not talking about the bearā€¦ I am talking about the left and right peopleā€¦



THEY ARE NICE UGHH..

I HOPE THEIR FATHERS COMES ONE DAY AND FUCKING SLAPā€¦ AND SMACK THEM WITH THE BELT


Manipulativeā€¦ naturalā€¦ fuck ups!.. Fuck their group eventsā€¦ fuck their whole familyā€¦ I hope when they go to the toiletā€¦ their mom comes and fucking beat the shit out of themā€¦


THEY ARE JUST TOO HAPPY
ITā€™S NOT NORMALā€¦ JUST NOT FUCKING NORMAL


Oh God this ugly fuck with his victimsā€¦



WHAT THA HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO GET MORE ON FACEBOOKā€¦ DICKS?

YOU WANT TO SEDUCE BOYSā€¦ OR TO START CREEPING OUT WOMEN!?



Oh this bastardā€¦ mass-masturbatorā€¦ so far his life around ā€¦ spinning aroundā€¦ porn.. WHAT I CAN SAY SO FARā€¦ THIS FUCKING FAGGOT GOT REJECTED FROM LIFEā€¦ THIS IS FUTURE PROJECTION OF REJECTION

I am going to end the whole show of how looks a real creepā€¦ that over there is a fucking creep!
This here is how it looks naziā€¦ IN CALL ACTION!

Comedy: Bang A Midget

 By DeYtH Banger



Bang a midgetā€¦Bang a Midgetā€¦ Bang a midgetā€¦ to be honest itā€™s great ribg toneā€¦ it will be great on my phoneā€¦ Bang a Midgetā€¦ Bang A Midgetā€¦ itā€™s great alarmā€¦ I am going to use it for personal motivationā€¦ society needs motivationā€¦ THATā€™S WHY WE HAVE YOUTUBE CHANNELS WHICH MOTIVATE US TO GET OUT OF OUR COMFORT ZONES THEN GARY VEE AND OTHER FUCKS COME WITH ADS AND SAY STAY IN THEREā€¦ IN YOUR FUCKING BAD HABBITSā€¦ ITā€™S GOOD AND ITā€™S A NICE AND COZY PLACE.


As for me I am example of human wasteā€¦ when I heard I was accepted hereā€¦ I went full level of depressionā€¦ Am I good enough? Should I be nice?ā€¦ Bad? Will I suceedā€¦ what next? Is my material good enough? Am I good enough?


What we can say so farā€¦ I socially inadequate.. thatā€™s how most people define me from pick up communityā€¦ pick up community teaches you how to get womenā€¦ more about this?





Go grab couple of dicks and try the new version of Kama Sutraā€¦ I read this book with the positions and all the shot and my final though isā€¦ I WANT TO BE A KID NPT A FAT MALE WITH FURā€¦ HAIRā€¦ AND GOING AROUND LIKE TOTAL RECALL RAPIST




I saw Arnorld on TV I read a book written by him he said ā€œPain doesnā€™t matterā€..ā€¦HOW ABPUT GO FUCK YOURSELF SOME PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME WITH SELF-ESTEEM AND GIVE ME POSITIVE INSIGHTS ABOUT LIFE BUT THEIR BEHAVIOR IS CONTROLLING


1) You are a piece of shit
You are a fucking piece of shit
We all are
ā€¦

This guy is drunk and I am going over motivation and being positive and this guy fucks me overā€¦

I tried my black humor it went as farā€¦




YOU GONNA KILL YOUR MOM?
ā€¦
YOU GONNA FUCKING KILL HER?



I was total mad that he didnā€™t got the punchline and my jokesā€¦ thatā€™s why I mainly hate Sofiaā€¦ Bulgarianā€¦



AND I SAID YESā€¦ OF COURSEā€¦ I AM GOING TO KILL HERā€¦ I AM GOING TO RAPE HER REMOVE HER FLESH AND GRAB HER BOYFRIEND AND UNFUCK MYSELF ā€¦ THIS GROSS MOTHERFUCKER  WANTED TO SEE MY FUCKING HABITATā€¦ I SOUNDED LIKE I AM SOME KINDA A SPECIMENTā€¦
SO FAR THIS DUDE HAS EVEN NOT FINISHED SCHOOL OR UNIVERSITY  . .. .. MONEY BROKE
AND SOMEHOW HE IS GREAT EXAMPLE FOR GOING OUT WITH ME AND MY MOM



As for Bulgarianā€¦ here is a fact Itā€™s fucking filled with low potential peopleā€¦
People with muscles we call them machos and we need to fear themā€¦Schmucksā€¦ idiots and fucking too much controlling people.



YOU WANT TO CONTACT MEā€¦ WRITE ME EMAIL
ITā€™S I fuckedyournom@abv.bgā€¦ if itā€™s too nasty .. Okay I get your piint of viewā€¦ I just went to far with the tableā€™s it happemsā€¦ fucking happensā€¦ some people need to get this email:
Killyoursepf@mail.bg.



Suicide is not a bad behaviorā€¦



ITā€™S FUCKING BADASS ACTION
FUCK MY ALL COUSINS
AND PEOPLE WHI ARE RELATIVES AND I HAVE NEVER METā€¦ HERE IS A PROMISE WHICH I WILL MAKE

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU MOM
AND THE DUDE WITH THE DICK WITH MY MOM



Have you thought about reading a book yu fucking low capacity fuckā€¦ NO NEED FOR FOOD HERE IS THE PERFECT DIET FOR FATT FUCKSā€¦


THE SECRET IS START EATING LESS.. START STARCING PROCESSā€¦



Itā€™s fucking complicated and thatā€™s what 2019ā€¦ 2020ā€¦ years needā€¦ complex shitā€¦ thatā€™s what the hell those years needā€¦ likeā€¦ shareā€¦ retweetā€¦ commentā€¦ or what the hell you doā€¦ fucking do itā€¦ each reaction has by itself causation and DEFINETLY FUCK ALL DATA ON THAT THING


I am against fat peopleā€¦ their life is too easyā€¦ once they go to other places all they need is food and drinksā€¦ sounds like a great mindset.



AS FOR ME I NEED TO THINK



Stay fit
Stay healthy
Eat less
Donā€™t go over too much
Less lazy



OH GOD FUCK THAT!

Comedy: Bang A Midget 2

 By DeYtH Banger



I love yaā€¦ I love this music.. but the last thing I need to think is the perfect face of Brad Pitt and that their less attractive people and more ugly fucksā€¦




I KNOW THAT OVER CHICKā€¦ IS UGLY
BUT HOW ABOUT HAVING IN MIND THAT UGLY CHICKSā€¦ARE ATTRACTIVE TO A SPECIFIC TYPE OF GUYS



So the big questions who the fuck is so fucking insane to belief in Jesus?
Who the fuck says who is attractive or who not?




AND WHAT IS THIS TYPE OF FRIEND SAYING THAT OTHERS ARE BETTER FROM MEā€¦

THIS US NOT MOTIVATIONING AND HUSTLE
THIS IS PURE SENSE OF HATREDā€¦


FUCK YOUUUU

GET THE WHOLE MESSAGEā€¦!
BITCH




Oh, God I fucking Fan of Breaking Bad
YO-YO
148-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, repressenting the ABQ, what up, bitch?



I started watching again pornā€¦ I was spinning around porn hd videos and pornhubā€¦ from curiosityā€¦ it turn to addictionā€¦ thatā€™s how this month has goneā€¦ and letā€™s please skip the other monthsā€¦ you wonā€™t love ā€˜emā€¦ YOU JUST WONā€™T LOVE 'EM..



My addiction with porn started from curiosityā€¦

So letā€™s check out.. foreskinā€¦ jerkoffā€¦ handjob with kissingā€¦ letā€™s check out themā€¦




NO FUCKING NO..

NO MORE PORN



Just one more timeā€¦ just one more fucking timeā€¦ +18 pornā€¦ long nails get semenā€¦ semen in the hairā€¦


Oh fuck youā€¦ no means NO



And this heee monologue continues in my head over and overā€¦ me against myselfā€¦ again and againā€¦ itā€™s like endless fightā€¦





OHā€¦ THE DICK IS UPā€¦ GO GRAB ITā€¦ FEEL IT..

CHECK OUT THR BALLS ā€¦ CHECK OUT THE PIPEā€¦ JUST





Put your hand inside


Oh fuck thatā€¦ no means noā€¦ no pornā€¦ no touching. I am so fucked up nowadaysā€¦ thatā€™s do remove bad habbitā€¦ and add new habbitā€¦ strategyā€¦ while I am watching pornā€¦ I do push upsā€¦ sounds like I am new level fuck up.




SO HERE IS THE THING PORN SITES



Have 1000x (times) pornā€¦ million hours of pornā€¦ different actorsā€¦ new porn brandsā€¦  there is even stuff like


Heyā€¦ watch this videoā€¦ itā€™s similar to this
Hey do you know somebody send you message ā€¦ right now?
Heyā€¦ near you there are women who wants to get fuckā€¦



I AM LIKE FUCK YOU
THIS IS BASIC OBJECTIFYING WOMEN



Your penis is smallā€¦ get those set of pills?
Wanna funā€¦ go get sone sex toys?
Nothing is too far get a big dickā€¦ and sex toys?
Wanting pleasureā€¦ doesnā€™t make you gay
ā€¦


I just watched before few monthsā€¦ a documentary about bondageā€¦ so far from this shitā€¦

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