Mr. Punch's Life in London by J. A. Hammerton (i wanna iguana read aloud .txt) 📖

Barber. "Your 'air's getting very thin on the top, sir. I should recommend our wash."

Customer. "May I ask if that invigorating liquid is what you have been in the habit of using?"

[Dead silence.

[Pg 191]

Foggy Weather.

"Has Mr. Smith been here?"

"Yes; he was here about an hour ago."

"Was I with him?"

[Pg 192]

Highly Probable.—We understand that in consequence of the high price of meat, the Beef-eaters at the Tower have all turned vegetarians.

What Millionaires Smoke.—Golden returns.

The Universal Watchword.—Tick!

BRADBURY, AGNEW, & CO. LD., PRINTERS LONDON AND TONBRIDGE. End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Mr. Punch's Life in London, by Various

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