Humor
Read books online » Humor » Mr. Punch's Life in London by J. A. Hammerton (i wanna iguana read aloud .txt) 📖

Book online «Mr. Punch's Life in London by J. A. Hammerton (i wanna iguana read aloud .txt) 📖». Author J. A. Hammerton



1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Go to page:
you fourpence."

Cab Tout. "All right. Then you'l owe me twopence."

[Pg 190]

thin on the top

Barber. "Your 'air's getting very thin on the top, sir. I should recommend our wash."

Customer. "May I ask if that invigorating liquid is what you have been in the habit of using?"

[Dead silence.

[Pg 191]

Foggy Weather Foggy Weather.

"Has Mr. Smith been here?"

"Yes; he was here about an hour ago."

"Was I with him?"

[Pg 192]


Highly Probable.—We understand that in consequence of the high price of meat, the Beef-eaters at the Tower have all turned vegetarians.

What Millionaires Smoke.—Golden returns.

The Universal Watchword.—Tick!
Reclining Mr. Punch BRADBURY, AGNEW, & CO. LD., PRINTERS LONDON AND TONBRIDGE. End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Mr. Punch's Life in London, by Various
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Go to page:

Free ebook «Mr. Punch's Life in London by J. A. Hammerton (i wanna iguana read aloud .txt) 📖» - read online now

Comments (0)

There are no comments yet. You can be the first!
Add a comment